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How many Freudians does it take too change a light bulb?
only one but the bulb has too “want too change”
Werner Heisenberg is pulled over by the police while driving and ask “do you know how fast you were going sir?”
He replied “no, but I know precisely where I was.”
If this is your idea of smart you’re truly a eugenic antipathy.
Most people shorten that to cunt.
@tryptameanie 983370 wrote:
Most people shorten that to cunt.
I get low self esteem when I freestyle! look there’s a picture of new York!
DW I’d shorten it to cunt as well ;).
why are you all about the smarts? idiots can say some quite dynamic things as well as children……
@Monoghan Jig 983451 wrote:
why are you all about the smarts? idiots can say some quite dynamic things as well as children……
Sorry I don’t understadn what you mean by the 1st part of that? Kids are totally awesome in many ways but their ability to come up with solutions to problems because of their imagination and limited understanding of the constraints of reality is unmatched by any adult.
@tryptameanie 983453 wrote:
Sorry I don’t understadn what you mean by the 1st part of that? Kids are totally awesome in many ways but their ability to come up with solutions to problems because of their imagination and limited understanding of the constraints of reality is unmatched by any adult.
Look at it this way paul mc cartney’s son once drew a picture in crayon of his girl friend lucy in the sky with little diamonds and paul made a song about it and it inspires LSD users to this very day:
Yeah I heard the Beatles (or one of the living ones maybe) that the song was not written about LSD but the picture you said.
I CANT MAKE MOST OUT
Oh dear, looks bad for you my friend ;).
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