on his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.
a gorgeous petite blonde walks up by,and the man immediatly gets an erection.the woman notices his erection and wanders over to him and says “did you call for me?”
the man replies “no,what do you mean”?
she says”you must be new here.let me explain.its a rule here that if you get an erection,it implies you called for me”!
smiling,she takes him to the side of the pool,lies him down and happily lets him have his way with her.
the man continues to explore the colonies facilities.he enters the sauna and as he sits down he farts.
witin minutes a huge hairy guy comes in
“did you call for me”?says the hairy man.
“no what do you mean”?
“you must be new here”says the hairy man.”its a rule here that if you fart you call for me”
the huge man easily spins him round and has his way with the old man.
The new man staggers back to the colony office,where he is greated by the smiling,naked receptionist.
“may i help you”? she says
the man yells”heres my membership,my key and you can keep the $500 membership fee”!!
“but sir,you have only been here a couple hours”she says. “you havent had the chance to see all our facilities”.
The angered man replies “listen lady, im 68 years old. i only get one erection a month,but a fart 15 times a day”!! 
