In an Essex street, a mum is out shopping with her badly behaved toddler.
he somehow swallows some coins from his mums purse and starts coughing and choking. His mum tries to call 999 but finds her mobile has run out of battery as she had been playing crap rnb MP3s to her mates in the bus queue…
So she starts screaming for someone to help her kid..
A middle aged, balding chap in a grey suit suddenly appears out of nowhere, and runs up to the kid. He quickly grabs the child, whacks him on the back a couple of times and he coughs up the coins..
The mum is very relived… and says “Thanks – you saved my kids life, Doctor..”
The man says… “No problem.. but I’m not actually a doctor…. I work for HM Revenue and Customs”… :laugh_at:
