Taken from Tribal Living forum…
This is a story from a Belgian hippy. When he was younger, they still had National Service..
I have always been against the army..
so..I had to go for check up tests to get admitted..
I faked..told the doc I had bad eyesight..to escape army duty..
doctor asked me to hold my hand before 1 eye…
and read from a distance…all these alphabetical signs..
I told them all wrong on purpose..doctor scratched his head..
he held a pencil in the air..and asked..what do you see,mate??
I said..a broomstick doc said..mate..your eyes are really bad..
i disqualify you from military service..I was having a good laugh inside..
went into Brussels town..and felt like I could shout my happiness away..
i went to see a James Bond movie..so..in the middle of the film..
in Belgium..we have a break..lights went on…damn..who was sitting
next to me??that bloody doctor..who checked my eyes..
damn..he asked..what’s this all about,bloke??
you’re watching a movie here..and claim to have bad eyesight??
I said..doctor..is this the bus from Brussels to Antwerp??bwahah..
