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  • there were three aplicants for the one position of C.I.A. Hitman ….

    For the job they had to go through an inisiation with some inspectors viewing …

    The first one, a man, was given a revolver and was told to go into this room and kill his wife. He refused saing that he would never kill his wife. The C.I.A. refused him the job as he could not kill he wife.

    The second one, also a man, was given the same revlover and told to go into a room and kill his wife. He went into the room and after about five minits came back out again crying his eyes out sobbing that he couldn’t join the C.I.A. cos he couldn’t kill his wife.

    The last one, a woman, was also given the revlover and told to go into the room and kill her husband. She grabed the revolver ran into the room. the C.I.A. inspectors imediatly heard her fire six shots in quick sucsession and then some thumps and alot of banging about. The woman then came back out of the room and said…

    “you could of bloody told me the gun was filled with blanks. I had to finish him off with the chair leg!”

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      :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

      tee hee, she could always blame PMT :laugh_at:

      @Tank Girl 306070 wrote:

      tee hee, she could always blame PMT :laugh_at:

      Im sorry officer, it wasn’t me, it was my menstrual cycle…

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