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    The Benson range. Benson and hedges also make pasta bakes!
    Benson and Hedges – Could be a lung peeling sensation. I’d say for those in need of a bit of sexual healing, come see your uncle Benson, though you may get more than you bargained for. A beef roast should proceed a Benson and then a racist chat/rant, be warned you may not be old enough to smoke these – seniors only, I say…and only smoke them if you eat sunday dinner EVERY day. 5/10

    I used to smoke B&H and I’m an antidfascist blend of crusty, technohead and some other stuff. Ah well I don’t smoke anymore so I am no longer to be branded an elderly neo fascist with a penchant for roast beef due to my choice of cigarettes.

    I wonder how my beloved mayfair smooth would fair under such scrupulation.

    Munch wrote:
    I wonder how my beloved mayfair smooth would fair under such scrupulation.
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    Mayfair smooth, the camper brother of the above cigarettes. Mayfair have and always will be the fags for the students and doleites as cash becomes hard to come by. Most commonly paid for with the takings from whoever was walking on their own at night, or from the dregs of the pittiful student loan you have not yet spent on alcohol.

    You know you’re really hitting the rocks when you’re on the richmond, £3.85 for 20 cigarettes made of all the sweepings from the factory floor, mmm tasty.

    Munch wrote:
    You know you’re really hitting the rocks when you’re on the richmond, £3.85 for 20 cigarettes made of all the sweepings from the factory floor, mmm tasty.

    Its still better than smoking cutters choice tobacco.

    “The finest blend of plastic bag and tobacco leaf stolen from barbed wire fences around platations, since 1892”

    elretardo87 wrote:
    “The finest blend of plastic bag and tobacco leaf stolen from barbed wire fences around platations, since 1892…

    …with the distinctive yet suspicious aroma of dark chocolate which encourages you to constantly sniff the bag and wonder whats actually inside.”

    Munch wrote:
    …with the distinctive yet suspicious aroma of dark chocolate which encourages you to constantly sniff the bag and wonder whats actually inside.”

    I always thought it smelt like catshit and bacon.

    elretardo87 wrote:
    I always thought it smelt like catshit and bacon.

    Would that be bacon fried in piss?

    Munch wrote:
    Would that be bacon fried in piss?

    Quite pssibly, would explain the slightly tangy smell to it. What astounds me is how anyone can smoke that shite.

    Anyhow I love not smoking anymore :biggreen::biggreen::biggreen:

    My personal favourite’s are Camel lights. Not ordinary Camel though, as they are rank. :bounce_ci

    CookieMonster wrote:
    My personal favourite’s are Camel lights. Not ordinary Camel though, as they are rank.
    Nice one.

    I used to smoke these.

    I used to like Dunhill Lights as well, but only because the packs had nice bevelled edges and it appealed to the artist in me…

    there used to be some fags on the israeli market

    Green Death

    a shekel for 20

    made from desert scrub and mammalian faeces

    my girlfreind brought back some “double happiness cigarettes” and some “extra luck low-tar tabs” from china. they were actually well nice fags, i’ll try and dig out the packs and scan em in. absolutely priceless.

    A mate of mine always used to go on about being able to get so-called ‘Death Fags’ from somewhere in newquay, although he says they arn’t available these days. Possibly because each tab had the equivalent of a normal 20deck’s worth of nicotine.

    Munch wrote:
    A mate of mine always used to go on about being able to get so-called ‘Death Fags’ from somewhere in newquay, although he says they arn’t available these days. Possibly because each tab had the equivalent of a normal 20deck’s worth of nicotine.

    They used to sell these in the tobacconist in the Square in Bournemouth. Haven’t looked in there for a while though, so not sure if they’re still available. Think they had a black pack with a skull and crossbones logo on it.

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