Party Vibe

Register

Welcome To

coke’s a joke

Forums The Vibe Jokes & Comedy coke’s a joke

  • This topic is empty.
Viewing 15 posts - 1 through 15 (of 26 total)
  • Author
    Posts
  • i know its well known just how shitty coke is in the u.k but i didnt realise it had gotten so bad. i havnae touched the stuff for ages due to how crap it was getting and at that point had access to better things. couple of weeks ago got drunk felt the need for something extra to spice things up so got some coke, i was actually taken back at how stupid it had got. seems to be just a numbing agent these days :). let me state i wouldnt have bought this out of first choice but having not touched much drugs for a while i cant for the life of me lay my hands on anything decent.

    never really liked it that much anyway but was always as a little extra charge while on other things. i know there is decent stuff out there but tbh i couldnt care any less. was a stupid drunken idea and lesson learned :

    FUCK BUYING THAT AGAIN!!!

    sorry mate but thats just not the case, you cant get a pint of pub grub then assume that across the board coke is shite!

    I’ve tried decent coke, and I’ve tried shit coke. It’s all down to who you get it off in the end, some people will be decent, not cut it and try n give people a decent product but you know most people will cut it to fuck to get themselves some and underweigh it for even more profit.

    Its one of the most popular and most expensive drugs in the world so you’ve gotta expect it tbh.

    @Minghead 451739 wrote:

    sorry mate but thats just not the case, you cant get a pint of pub grub then assume that across the board coke is shite!

    i didnt say across the board, i did metion there was good stuff out there. i have heard of the 70 – 100 per gram stuff going around but ignore it becuase i got bored of coke in general , made a stupid decision when i was sitting bored n drunk. oooh well shit happens. i guess what im saying is what i would have gotten for the same price a few years ago was a hell of alot better than now. just didnt realise it could get this bad. also pub grub ???

    @Hesh 451740 wrote:

    I’ve tried decent coke, and I’ve tried shit coke. It’s all down to who you get it off in the end, some people will be decent, not cut it and try n give people a decent product but you know most people will cut it to fuck to get themselves some and underweigh it for even more profit.

    Its one of the most popular and most expensive drugs in the world so you’ve gotta expect it tbh.

    yeah your correct, i knew it would be average anyway, but being a complete plank of wood when im drunk i steamed ahead. lesson learned.

    pub grub = shite toot!

    80squid & 90% or jog—->

    the only good coke ive had in the last year or 2 was flake wich was 80 a gram. i think since mephedrone came on the scene a few years back alot of people dont give a shit about coke.

    since mephadrone came along coke has got a hell of alot better at least one good thing has come from all these terrible rc’s!

    don’t do coke man you’ll get addicted n be fucked, it plays tricks with your mind don’t you know man cocaine is evil devil drug… *cough*

    @Minghead 451760 wrote:

    pub grub = shite toot!

    80squid & 90% or jog—->

    #

    you get what you pay for i guess. i have heard folk talkin aboot the dearer stuff quite a bit recently.

    @MrHat 451795 wrote:

    #

    you get what you pay for i guess. i have heard folk talkin aboot the dearer stuff quite a bit recently.

    yeah since drone came on the scene, the quality of toot has had to go up, i think thats also partially the reson why theres soo many good gurners at the moment

    Hello MrHat!!

    @JamZandwich 451771 wrote:

    the only good coke ive had in the last year or 2 was flake wich was 80 a gram. i think since mephedrone came on the scene a few years back alot of people dont give a shit about coke.

    i paid £90 per gram (i got 2) on saturday (dealer wanted a ton but i got him to do it for 90) and was blown away by the stuff……i used to buy coke by the henry (at a minimum) and bosh it in one night, even when i thought i was getting good shit. I’ve never had coke as good as this stuf ever…..i couldnt even get through a measly gram in one night. I probably have nearly 1 1/2 left over, u just cant and more importantly dont feel the need to have line after line……FFS i have done bigger lines of ket than this stuff.

    I just shows the shit stuff thats been around in the uk

    Coke turns most people into arrogant dicks in my experience. It’s ridiculously expensive. That said, the first time I tried it I was quite drunk and it seemed to remove my sloppy drunken twattiness while keeping my merry state. Ups and downs I guess. I worked at a TV channel where one ex-Talksport presenter was (allegedly) always on Coke & he was basically already a prick so it just accentuated that.

    @DxK 451859 wrote:

    Coke turns most people into arrogant dicks in my experience. It’s ridiculously expensive. That said, the first time I tried it I was quite drunk and it seemed to remove my sloppy drunken twattiness while keeping my merry state. Ups and downs I guess. I worked at a TV channel where one ex-Talksport presenter was (allegedly) always on Coke & he was basically already a prick so it just accentuated that.

    i agree. it makes you arrogant and aggressive because it blocks the channels in your synapse that re-uptakes dopamine so more gets in your body, and dopamine makes you excitable and aggressive (learnt something at college last week 8) proud). but anyways, all the people who say it doesn’t do anything bad, i reckon it does. most of the people i know how do coke regularly are fucking idiots, and the biology supports that. don’t want to generalize that to everybody though.

0

Voices

24

Replies

Tags

This topic has no tags

Viewing 15 posts - 1 through 15 (of 26 total)
  • You must be logged in to reply to this topic.

Forums The Vibe Jokes & Comedy coke’s a joke