I can now burp. It’s fucking insane. For the 25 years I have been unable to physically burp but in the last couple months I have suddenly started burping like a drunk Russian.
I’m still trying to master it but I am doing some serious burps now. I do em in public and get funny looks but I don’t care. If people knew what I’ve been through they’d understand.
It’s like a curse has been lifted and I am fucking loving it.
@GiantMidget 391506 wrote:
I can now burp. It’s fucking insane. For the 25 years I have been unable to physically burp but in the last couple months I have suddenly started burping like a drunk Russian.
I’m still trying to master it but I am doing some serious burps now. I do em in public and get funny looks but I don’t care. If people knew what I’ve been through they’d understand.
It’s like a curse has been lifted and I am fucking loving it.
my ex couldnt burp either.
truestory.
she could fucking puke tho. oh yeah! :/
It’s nasty shit man!
I used to live with a gorgeous girl, right sexy and feminine
but fuck me could she burp!!!!
manly – loud – smelly and sometimes wordly burps
looked / sounded so weird coming from one so lovely :laugh_at:
ahahahahahaaha
loud and proud
I enjoy a good belch now and again!
How could anybody? It sounds very weird and I don’t think its good and look good as well..
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