Party Vibe

ive got my motorbike theory book in there atm. gotta love a steaming dump

how can people concentrait on what there doing if you’re reading whilst pooing? Isn’t it dangerous or something lol.

@cozmik 420931 wrote:

i’m a speedy shitter, no messing about, i’m normally finished my dump within 5 minutes! if it’s a slow day i may read/send texts but that is rare for me

You shouldn’t use your phone on the toilet. think of the germs mate. If you are a regular texter (on the bog) you should think about disinfecting your phone once a week.

Better safe than sorry eh! 😉

@extraslim 420967 wrote:

You dont even wanna think about the ammount of fecal matter found on your toothbrush.

That’s why I don’t keep my toothbrush in the bathroom!!!!

yeah i read on the lav, at the moment its a William Blake poetry/art book, don’t know the title, the spine made of gaffer tape

i prefer to give callers a show, put it on loudspeaker!

they call you up like “you on the shitter?”

yes, yes i am and im not calling back cause i don’t wanna rinse my credit

Go in, curl one out, wipe, leave. No messing about. I’ll read a book after, but I don’t wanna sit in a stinking bathroom for any longer than I need to. Also seems a bit unhygienic to have loads of books sat next to the toilet.

That said, I quite like the sly satisfaction in talking to someone on the phone while I’m having a poo.