A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter:
Mother: “What does the cow say?”
Child: “Moo!”
Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?”
Child: “Meow.”
Mother: “Oh, you’re so smart! What does the pig say?”
And this wide-eyed little 3 yr. old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied,
“your under arrest!”
