Ok bit of a weird one (although ive had much worse)
So im in front of a crowd at a massive festival behind the decks with pete tong next to me he says in his annoying monotone voice for me to go up and have a go.but when i gets up there the needles have massive round discs on them and i couldnt see the record let alone play a tune anyway it doesnt go to well i play one track and go to mix into another and all the mixer controls are the opposite way round (left is right up is down etc)so i fucked it and got embarresed and stepped down.
Then i goes and fetches pete a cheese toastie but there was like 10 all joined together in a row.I then goes through his record bag complained cos it was so messy,then came across a load of orange mobile phones and these cards (like top up cards) i say what the fuck are these and he says oh all you do is tap that number into your phone and the phone u put it on gets loads of credit!Bonus i said so i tried it by texting “share” onto this phone he had then all of a sudden it came thru that i had £10 callingcredit!
then the fucking phone rings and its non other than Harold Bishop from neighbours (which i havnt seen since the 90s) he said thanks for topping his phone up as it will be ideal for when his grandkid who is now 3 to use when he gets older.
i then went to get a cheese toastie but fucking tongy had eaten them all he fat tub of lard so i pushed him out the way kicked all his records away got on some hardcore and played a stomping 2 hour set!
ok if you could be bothered to read what does it mean 
