Gary Glitter goes into a bar and orders a pint of John Smiths. The barman says, “Sorry, sir, I’m afraid I can’t serve you that.”
Gary Glitter asks, “Why?”
The barman replies, “Because it’s a no nonces bitter.”
When I was a kid I thought it was a good idea to go to a Gary Glitter concert.
I am not sure what came over me.
What’s the difference between a greyhound and Gary Glitter?
The greyhounds wait for the hare to appear.
Apparently Gary Glitter flew back to England today to be by Margaret Thatcher’s side…
He thought she’d tell him how to fuck the miners.
What do Gary Glitter and Kodak film have in common?
They both come in a small yellow box.
The Welsh parliament is concerned about Gary Glitter’s wish to return to the UK
He has heard there are some well hung kids in Bridgend.
What sparkles like a diamond and is small enough to fit in a schoolgirl’s ring?
Gary Glitter.
What’s the similarity between Gary Glitter and a single malt whisky?
They both come in small tots
When asked if he was happy with his three year sentence, Gary Glitter replied that he’d “do anything less than sixteen”.
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sorry…
