My grandma and grandpa. When I walked in on them in the living room getting sexed up. I didn’t see anything other than my grandpas ass going up and down and hearing one or two vagina farts sounding like arm pit farts. What scared me most was how since I been there the whole week, I had taken multiple naps with my head right where my grandma would have let loose her load. I never sat on that couch again.
Not sure if this counts. A few years back after a night down the pub with friends my then girl friend gave me a BJ in front of her brother. I’m sat there grinning like a cheshire cat and he’s sat there saying “I fucking hate you Smed, you’re such a fucking wrong un.” That’s one of my favourite memories. I’m still laughing like a fool about it as I sit here typing the story. Damn I might have to look her up again, she was a proper little cum guzzler.
I have!! When I was about 10 or 11, I walked in on my brother doing the dirty with his then girlfriend (now wife). I panicked so I locked myself in the closet. Ahahaha! Up to this day, I give them crap for that. 😀
