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December 5, 2012 at 2:25 pm

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korno

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@FungiTeK 509995 wrote:

and i enjoy it alot more now i know how to make a girl cum only using my tongue.

You should only ever use yer tongue! Ergh why do guys insist on getting all their face into it? It feels like your getting the nozzle bit of a vacuum cleaner sucking away at it, yiiick.
December 5, 2012 at 2:58 pm

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thelog

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@korno 509996 wrote:

Loggy you shouldn’t be giving advice its quite apparent that you don’t partake in muff diving either beings you think the female genetalia is ‘up there’ :laugh_at:

Oooh you got me.
December 5, 2012 at 6:18 pm

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@korno 509997 wrote:

You should only ever use yer tongue! Ergh why do guys insist on getting all their face into it? It feels like your getting the nozzle bit of a vacuum cleaner sucking away at it, yiiick.

As a general rule I dont fuck guys with stubble.
My mate went with a girl and they ended up dating for fove years. When the first ever slept together my previously straight mate went down on this girl and chucked up all over her fanny…
She said it was so different to a bloke..
Apparently its more ‘in ya face’
December 5, 2012 at 6:55 pm

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:laugh_at:
December 5, 2012 at 8:17 pm

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The Psyentist

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@korno 509996 wrote:

Loggy you shouldn’t be giving advice its quite apparent that you don’t partake in muff diving either beings you think the female genetalia is ‘up there’ :laugh_at:

I was thinking similar. Perhaps loggy is just assuming this is being performed in the traditional 69 position?
December 5, 2012 at 8:21 pm

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The Psyentist

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@Izbeckistan 510036 wrote:

As a general rule I dont fuck guys with stubble.’

I just read that line and spat my tea out laughing. Just a general rule I don’t fuck girls who wear burgundy scarves or only have one ear pierced
December 5, 2012 at 8:30 pm

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thelog

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Always clean shaven me, anyway I hardly grow any hair on my face, I know how it feels to have a stubbly chin rubbin on ya.

um wait!
December 5, 2012 at 11:12 pm

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eneracissej

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Just know that I did get a good laugh from all if this. Lol. I think I’m gonna just sit on his face and call it a day. He’ll understand. He won’t be rewarded with prizes ‘up there’ as a previous responder wrote but he’ll get a bj & some vag to penis action when it’s all done. Thanks for your answers. Good day to you all. Lol.
December 6, 2012 at 12:17 am

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p0ly

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@Izbeckistan 510036 wrote:

As a general rule I dont fuck guys with stubble.

Shame your bf stopped shaving all the time then eh? :laugh_at:

And that throw up story… EUUGH DAFUQ MAN… THAT’S EPIC!! I know some dude who pissed on a girl before and she tried to act like she was enjoying it but it was obvious she didn’t…. I know some nutty fuckin’ people.
December 6, 2012 at 12:33 am

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The Psyentist

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@p0ly 510107 wrote:

I know some dude who pissed on a girl before and she tried to act like she was enjoying it but it was obvious she didn’t…. I know some nutty fuckin’ people.

My girlfriend used to frequently joke about giving me a golden shower but Im really not into that skat and water sports stuff. But the cheecky bitch pretended to cum whilst on top once but pissed on me.
December 6, 2012 at 12:41 am

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@p0ly 510107 wrote:

Shame your bf stopped shaving all the time then eh? :laugh_at:

And that throw up story… EUUGH DAFUQ MAN… THAT’S EPIC!! I know some dude who pissed on a girl before and she tried to act like she was enjoying it but it was obvious she didn’t…. I know some nutty fuckin’ people.

My pristine clean cut mod now has a full on beard. Parenthood changes people I tell ya!
Have you heard the russell brand ‘dad brown’ joke?
December 6, 2012 at 12:46 am

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p0ly

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@The Psyentist 510115 wrote:

My girlfriend used to frequently joke about giving me a golden shower but Im really not into that skat and water sports stuff. But the cheecky bitch pretended to cum whilst on top once but pissed on me.

AWWWWWWWW

OWNED!!!!
December 6, 2012 at 12:46 am

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p0ly

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@Izbeckistan 510119 wrote:

My pristine clean cut mod now has a full on beard. Parenthood changes people I tell ya!
Have you heard the russell brand ‘dad brown’ joke?

Nope!

full on beard? bet stubble sounds quite nice now 😛
December 6, 2012 at 1:51 am

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Chrispydelic

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@korno 509997 wrote:

You should only ever use yer tongue! Ergh why do guys insist on getting all their face into it? It feels like your getting the nozzle bit of a vacuum cleaner sucking away at it, yiiick.

Do guys do that? You should only use the flat of your tongue, and make sure the motions are as random as possible. I got taught by a bisexual chick that was mainly into girls. Believe me, she knew the skills!
December 6, 2012 at 7:32 am

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korno

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i suppose each girl is different like men, like slight different techniques, but the important thing is just the tongue forget the rest of the mouth
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