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  • I generally find side to side and circular motions on the clit work better than ferocious up and down fab ice lolly style licking

    @korno 509997 wrote:

    You should only ever use yer tongue! Ergh why do guys insist on getting all their face into it? It feels like your getting the nozzle bit of a vacuum cleaner sucking away at it, yiiick.

    hehehe this got me chuckling! got the image of a guy literally using his whole face, ears and forehead included

    The worst sex story i remember was when i was at school. a proper sketty girl and some guy who thought he was a G were doing anal in his car and he hit a nerve and got shit all over him and his car! also a guy in my year at school got caught fucking a horse, got in the newspapers and everything!

    First time I ever licked out a girl she was in bliss, I had no idea what I was doing tbh, basic knowledge but only like tiny bit of theory i stumbled upon accidently (seriously it was by accident i’d fully admit if i looked up how to lick out a girl at a young age… no shame in it)… anyway she was like WOW you’re amazing you must of done that before!!!

    I was just like…. silent…. humble…. and after that never really did it to her again, don’t ask for it don’t give it.. but I will give it under the influence and to a new gyal if they want it or when i offer it accept it… though i find a lot of girls in their teenage years very insecure and don’t want you looking down there, I actually prefer not to look down there anyway but I just don’t give two shits if a girl is willing to have sex with me then seeing me walk around fully naked is MINOR compared. The sight of a girls vagina isn’t gonna make me go, errr you’re ugly now why did i put my dick in there for 2 hours. i’ve changed my mind about you… KNAAA WHAAA I MEAAAN?

    That said I might change my mind upon discovering a blue waffle.

    Urban dictionary it, it’s too gross for me to insert a link.

    @p0ly 510122 wrote:

    Nope!

    full on beard? bet stubble sounds quite nice now 😛

    Its about 1cm long atm, he’ll probably shave it later.
    Beard or shaved is fine, stubble is scratchy scratchy
    I heard a news report that a guy with stubble went down on a gal with stubble and the friction caused sparks.

    @FungiTeK 510176 wrote:

    hehehe this got me chuckling! got the image of a guy literally using his whole face, ears and forehead included

    Sad part about that is your mental image isn’t too far wrong for some guys :hopeless:

    @korno 510202 wrote:

    Sad part about that is your mental image isn’t too far wrong for some guys :hopeless:

    Unlucky, yeah only one bloke I’ve been with is really good at it the rest have been appalling.
    I said to a one night stand once ‘you’re not digging for gold mate!’

    :lol_big: ^
    Trying to find a womans womb to climb into and snuggle down, it totally does feel weird ey! :laugh_at:

    @korno 510210 wrote:

    :lol_big: ^
    Trying to find a womans womb to climb into and snuggle down, it totally does feel weird ey! :laugh_at:

    Lmao!! Sounds quite fraudian !

    @FungiTeK 510176 wrote:

    hehehe this got me chuckling! got the image of a guy literally using his whole face, ears and forehead included

    Sounds like a total headfuck!

    Anyone wanna test drive??

    @Izbeckistan 510200 wrote:

    I heard a news report that a guy with stubble went down on a gal with stubble and the friction caused sparks.

    :crazy_dru that was me

    put a couple o’ rashers o’ bacon on it

    job’s a good un

    So no one wants a free test ride on my face??

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