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I generally find side to side and circular motions on the clit work better than ferocious up and down fab ice lolly style licking
@korno 509997 wrote:
You should only ever use yer tongue! Ergh why do guys insist on getting all their face into it? It feels like your getting the nozzle bit of a vacuum cleaner sucking away at it, yiiick.
hehehe this got me chuckling! got the image of a guy literally using his whole face, ears and forehead included
The worst sex story i remember was when i was at school. a proper sketty girl and some guy who thought he was a G were doing anal in his car and he hit a nerve and got shit all over him and his car! also a guy in my year at school got caught fucking a horse, got in the newspapers and everything!
First time I ever licked out a girl she was in bliss, I had no idea what I was doing tbh, basic knowledge but only like tiny bit of theory i stumbled upon accidently (seriously it was by accident i’d fully admit if i looked up how to lick out a girl at a young age… no shame in it)… anyway she was like WOW you’re amazing you must of done that before!!!
I was just like…. silent…. humble…. and after that never really did it to her again, don’t ask for it don’t give it.. but I will give it under the influence and to a new gyal if they want it or when i offer it accept it… though i find a lot of girls in their teenage years very insecure and don’t want you looking down there, I actually prefer not to look down there anyway but I just don’t give two shits if a girl is willing to have sex with me then seeing me walk around fully naked is MINOR compared. The sight of a girls vagina isn’t gonna make me go, errr you’re ugly now why did i put my dick in there for 2 hours. i’ve changed my mind about you… KNAAA WHAAA I MEAAAN?
That said I might change my mind upon discovering a blue waffle.
Urban dictionary it, it’s too gross for me to insert a link.
@p0ly 510122 wrote:
Nope!
full on beard? bet stubble sounds quite nice now 😛
Its about 1cm long atm, he’ll probably shave it later.
Beard or shaved is fine, stubble is scratchy scratchy
I heard a news report that a guy with stubble went down on a gal with stubble and the friction caused sparks.
@FungiTeK 510176 wrote:
hehehe this got me chuckling! got the image of a guy literally using his whole face, ears and forehead included
Sad part about that is your mental image isn’t too far wrong for some guys :hopeless:
@korno 510202 wrote:
Sad part about that is your mental image isn’t too far wrong for some guys :hopeless:
Unlucky, yeah only one bloke I’ve been with is really good at it the rest have been appalling.
I said to a one night stand once ‘you’re not digging for gold mate!’
:lol_big: ^
Trying to find a womans womb to climb into and snuggle down, it totally does feel weird ey! :laugh_at:
@korno 510210 wrote:
:lol_big: ^
Trying to find a womans womb to climb into and snuggle down, it totally does feel weird ey! :laugh_at:
Lmao!! Sounds quite fraudian !
@FungiTeK 510176 wrote:
hehehe this got me chuckling! got the image of a guy literally using his whole face, ears and forehead included
Sounds like a total headfuck!
@Izbeckistan 510200 wrote:
I heard a news report that a guy with stubble went down on a gal with stubble and the friction caused sparks.
:crazy_dru that was me
put a couple o’ rashers o’ bacon on it
job’s a good un
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