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@p0ly 368834 wrote:
whoever put acid at 5 quid and weed at 10 is quite a weirdo tho
They obviously don’t know how things go down do they dude, Where’s the 2CI and other fun stuff! raaa
ok i didnt listen, but back of the class is where it’s at for sure.
also how the fuck does one have sex on bebo/myspace/facebook?? cyber sex??? =O
what fuckin odd bod made this stupid list, they scare me
@p0ly 368843 wrote:
ok i didnt listen, but back of the class is where it’s at for sure.
also how the fuck does one have sex on bebo/myspace/facebook?? cyber sex??? =O
what fuckin odd bod made this stupid list, they scare me
Front of the class ftw, last place you expected the trouble makers 😉
I assumed that it meant someone you had met through thoses sites
@p0ly 368846 wrote:
HAD SEX HAD SEX HAD SEX
they didnt really have many ideas either….
They seem to come around ever so often and follow the same pattern, Raj did a thread on here about sexual activities which was a bit more entertaining… the second part never arrived though!!
@p0ly 368843 wrote:
ok i didnt listen, but back of the class is where it’s at for sure.
also how the fuck does one have sex on bebo/myspace/facebook?? cyber sex??? =O
what fuckin odd bod made this stupid list, they scare me
Also they left out wanking in inappropriate places. I’d get high marks for that.
@DJCliffy 368852 wrote:
Also they left out wanking in inappropriate places. I’d get high marks for that.
Really what like when driving, on the bus, at work :laugh_at:
@starlaugh 368855 wrote:
Really what like when driving, on the bus, at work :laugh_at:
At most of my mates houses, At work in the stockroom, once on the bus (a female friend helped me though but it was on a double decker bus on the top at the back lol) Once when i had all my mates round and they went off to get some poodle, thought I’d crack one out. Be rude not to really seeing as i had the horn. Loads of places mate, once i get the horn and am not with a bird i gotta see to it.
Even worse when i’m with a girl though, Think i’m highly sexed, or a total miscreant, who knows though all i know is i can’t seem able to stop wanking. raaa
@DJCliffy 368860 wrote:
At most of my mates houses, At work in the stockroom, once on the bus (a female friend helped me though but it was on a double decker bus on the top at the back lol) Once when i had all my mates round and they went off to get some poodle, thought I’d crack one out. Be rude not to really seeing as i had the horn. Loads of places mate, once i get the horn and am not with a bird i gotta see to it.
Even worse when i’m with a girl though, Think i’m highly sexed, or a total miscreant, who knows though all i know is i can’t seem able to stop wanking. raaa
Mate I just laughed and beer came out my nose!! Fair play for the honesty!! :laugh_at:
@p0ly 368861 wrote:
oh cliffy isn’t it time for that thai bride alread?
No i’ve given up on that idea. They sent one out but a mix up occurred and it was male and had a willy and it was bigger than mine so it had to go. Might try a Russian bride next.
@starlaugh 368862 wrote:
Mate I just laughed and beer came out my nose!! Fair play for the honesty!! :laugh_at:
No worries dude. If we can’t be honest about our lives then we have become lost as a society! :weee:
@DaftFader 368791 wrote:
ur suposed to add them not multiply them – that’s another £10 fine for not paying attention in school :crazy_dru
If i done it right this time i got £780.50 plus £10 for not listening properly so, £790.50.
@damo666 368877 wrote:
If i done it right this time i got £780.50 plus £10 for not listening properly so, £790.50.
ah true to your name then that’s quite a hefty fine :crazy_diz
yeah i layed in bed fucking about on pv for a bit b4 i went .. u know the score 😛
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