One Morning last week when I woke up I felt an urgent need to relieve my bladder, Unfortunately I had a mega boner or ‘Morning Wood’ It pretty much makes it impossible for me to urinate (well i could just piss all over the walls and my face if i try) – I don’t want that at all.. So i ended up scanning the internet for some help. This is what i discovered:
Urban Dictionary give me some information on how ‘Morning wood’ happens- A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
I guess this gotta be true right?
I then came across a way on how to get rid of my raging boner in 30 seconds. Here’s what to do – By flexing the muscles in both your thighs for 30 seconds or a little more ( depending on how big your dick is) – Joking it doesn’t matter the size erection is at all!. Anyway this worked for me. I was over the moon.
I tried this a few times, on different occasions and can confirm it works. Now when i wake up with a raging hard-on i just flex the thighs and BOOM! Boner buried, I can piss my heart out.
