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September 3, 2008 at 1:49 pm

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MurrayMintxox

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i dnt bout u but sumtimes wen i hear certain jokes i fink wot was da point or dat really shudnt of been sed im interested 2 hear wot jokes uv bn told dat av da same effect

for exmple il start it off…

Q) wots da difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer…

a) a prostitute can clean there crack and sell it again

i mean dats a pretty bad joke :crazy_diz
September 3, 2008 at 7:54 pm

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Big Bang

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haha, thats a pretty funny thread mate. ‘Tell me jokes that should never be told’ lol. I actually can never remember one single joke, think of got joke dyslexia or something!
September 3, 2008 at 7:57 pm

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wee_dancer

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phat-cunt;234270 wrote:

haha, thats a pretty funny thread mate. ‘Tell me jokes that should never be told’ lol. I actually can never remember one single joke, think of got joke dyslexia or something!

is that what its called :p?iv got it 2 :crazy:
September 3, 2008 at 8:05 pm

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DaftFader

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MurrayMintxox;234194 wrote:

i dnt bout u but sumtimes wen i hear certain jokes i fink wot was da point or dat really shudnt of been sed im interested 2 hear wot jokes uv bn told dat av da same effect
for exmple il start it off…….
Q)wots da difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer……
a)a prostitute can clean there crack and sell it again

i mean dats a pretty bad joke :crazy_diz

sry i didn’t understand any of what you wrought there .. is that some kind of strange language?:hopeless:
September 4, 2008 at 8:09 am

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process

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DaftFader;234273 wrote:

sry i didn’t understand any of what you wrought there .. is that some kind of strange language?:hopeless:

ha ha ha :laugh_at:
September 4, 2008 at 9:42 am

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phat-cunt;234270 wrote:

haha, thats a pretty funny thread mate. ‘Tell me jokes that should never be told’ lol. I actually can never remember one single joke, think of got joke dyslexia or something!

yes i am the same

although i do have one…:bounce_flwhats pink and fluffy…?

DRUM ROLL PLEAZ !!!!

PINK FLUFF:crazy_dru:love:
September 4, 2008 at 9:44 am

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DaftFader;234273 wrote:

sry i didn’t understand any of what you wrought there .. is that some kind of strange language?:hopeless:

WROTE DEAR WROTE!:laugh_at:OR SORRY DID YOU MEAN WROUGHT IRON GATE…
September 4, 2008 at 10:42 am

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process

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Whats brown and sticky?

A Stick. :weee: Boom tsh!
September 4, 2008 at 10:51 am

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spangle

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MurrayMintxox;234194 wrote:

i dnt bout u but sumtimes wen i hear certain jokes i fink wot was da point or dat really shudnt of been sed im interested 2 hear wot jokes uv bn told dat av da same effect
for exmple il start it off…….
Q)wots da difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer……
a)a prostitute can clean there crack and sell it again

i mean dats a pretty bad joke :crazy_diz

:laugh_at:

Sorry but its a funny joke!
September 4, 2008 at 11:42 am

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DaftFader

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april;234333 wrote:

WROTE DEAR WROTE!:laugh_at:OR SORRY DID YOU MEAN WROUGHT IRON GATE…

shot my self in the foot there ..
September 4, 2008 at 12:35 pm

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globalloon

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@MurrayMintxox 234194 wrote:

i dnt bout u but sumtimes wen i hear certain jokes i fink wot was da point or dat really shudnt of been sed im interested 2 hear wot jokes uv bn told dat av da same effect
for exmple il start it off…….
Q)wots da difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer……
a)a prostitute can clean there crack and sell it again

i mean dats a pretty bad joke :crazy_diz

first time i herad that was from a 14 year old muslim girl. it was funnier coming from her because i wasn’t expecting it
September 5, 2008 at 8:15 am

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MurrayMintxox

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globalloon;234365 wrote:

first time i herad that was from a 14 year old muslim girl. it was funnier coming from her because i wasn’t expecting it

i could imagine dat wudv been pretty funny!:laugh_at:
September 5, 2008 at 1:20 pm

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JonnyQuest

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hmmmmm

(q)why did the paparazzi cross the road
(a)to murder princess diana
September 5, 2008 at 1:35 pm

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process

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JonnyQuest;234573 wrote:

hmmmmm

(q)why did the paparazzi cross the road
(a)to murder princess diana

ha ha :laugh_at:
September 7, 2008 at 12:30 am

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MisterDuck

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i think i’d never be able to show my face here again if i utter some of my worst jokes 😉
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