Hello people, got some hot Riot! news for ya!
RIOT! MIDSUMMER MADNESS! After a month off to go and destroy merry Glastonbury we’re glad to be back inside and on the case for another spate of Riot! madness and boy do we need a dose of the hard stuff!
On Sunday 27th July we’ll be back on patrol at The End from 1500hrs. To celebrate the impending release of BK & Andy Farley’s anthem ‘Accelerate’, the boys will be going back to back in a harder faster death match and have full authority from Cyclone the sound engineer to push Thunder Ridge to its limits! They’ll be joined by the ever faithful EJ Doubell, party favourite DJ GRH, Good Greef resident Alex Kidd and myself and Danny Gilligan. We’ll be doing a Riot! classics back to back set so when you mail us your names for the paying guestlist don’t forget to mention what trax make ur day and we’ll dust ’em off especially…
Over in Bar Riot!, those tasty Ignition Crew funkateers will be doing battle with Sundissential’s own Trophy Twins who rocked it big time at our 2nd X-Mess Allnighter. Tommy Showtime will be back once again on the sax to entertain the ladies with his display of manual musical dexterity!
The £6 paying guestlist is now open for business – mail your full names to firstname.lastname@example.org without delay!
MEMBERSHIP! Due to ever increasing size of the queues outside Riot! we have now decided to introduce membership to allow our lunatic regulars the chance to walk straight to the door AND get in cheap! Please visit http://www.element-7.com/riot/member.html for more information on how to join our barmy army!
RIOT! WAREHOUSE EXPERIENCE! We’re doing an allnight party for 400 nutters on Saturday 2nd August at a secret London location! Two rooms of madness a la Riot! with your favourite DJ’s playing their hearts out. We have already allocated half of the tickets to our regular crew and would love you to come along and join in the madness. It’s a ticket only event with the telephone number to call for directions on the night on the ticket itself. Old Skool styleee!
E-mail email@example.com NOW to reserve tickets/ get info – it’s going to be one hell of a party!
Look forward to seeing you on the dancefloor…
Ed Real & the Riot! Crew