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Walking by his son’s room, a dad note that his room is abnormally clean. The bed was made and there is absolutely nothing on the floor. Curious, he walks in the room and find an envelop on a pillow with the word “Daddy” written on it. Anxious, he start reading the lettre with his shaky hands:
Dear Daddy,
It is with desolation and regret that i wrote this letter to inform you of my intentions. I’ve decided to go live my life with my new girlfriend and I wanted to avoid unpleasant scenes and threatening from you and mom. Yes, I’m totally in love with Karen and she is really pretty. I know that you would not like her because of her tattoos, piercings and used clothes “biker” style. But dad, it’s not only because of the passion i have for this girl that made me leave the house. She’s is pregnant. She is carrying my baby and we will be very happy together. I also know that you would not accept the fact that she is 20years older than me
and we’re not asking you anything to live our life. She own a mobile home in a trailer park somewhere and we have enough lumber to survive cold days of winter. Karen made me realize that drugs are actually not that bad for us. It’s also a good way to make money. Our biker friends gives us cocaine and ecstasy that we can sell. I pray every night that we can find a cure for Karen’s HIV. So dad, don’t worry about me. I’m 15 years old and i can take care of myself. Maybe i’ll come home one day to introduce you to your grand-childrens.
Your son, Jake.
P.S: Everything in this letter is false and right now I’m at Daniels, our neighbors. I just wanted to show you that there is things in life worst than bad grades that you will find on my report card on my desk. Call me when I can safely come back home.
