A lady walks into a fancy high-rise restaurant and sees a really
cute guy sitting at the bar. She goes over and asks him what he is
drinking.
“Magic Beer”, he says.
She thinks he’s a little crazy, so she walks around the bar a bit, but
after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes
back to the man sitting at the bar and says, “That isn’t really Magic Beer,
is it?”
“Yes, I’ll show you.”
He takes a swig of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
building 3 times and comes back in the window. The lady can’t
believe it: “I bet you can’t do that again.”
He takes another swig of beer, jumps out the window, flies around
the building 3 times, and comes back in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy
says to the barman, “Give her one of what I’m having.”
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window,
plummets 30 floors, breaks every bone in her body and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, “You know, Superman,
you’re a real prick when you’re drunk.”
