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June 26, 2009 at 4:59 am

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1. Rumor has it Jacko wants to be buried at sea and strapped to a couple of buoys…

2. Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson’s Neverland ranch this afternoon. It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom… and Class 4C in his bedroom.

3. After Michael Jackson’s death this morning, LA county hospital staff are unsure what to do with his remains as plastic recycling day isn’t until next Tuesday.

4. Michael Jacksons tour promoters have announced the cancellation of his UK dates: Johnny, 7, Tim, 6 and Chris, 3.

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June 26, 2009 at 5:00 am

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5. LA County hospital have confirmed that they will be recycling Michael Jacksons body, they’ll be making plastic toys out of it so that the kids can play with him for once.
June 26, 2009 at 5:00 am

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6. Confirmation has just came through that Michael Jackson died from food poising. Apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts.
June 26, 2009 at 5:01 am

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7. Michael Jackson’s body is not to be cremated or buried. It is to be recycled into grocery bags. That way he can continue to be white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

8. Maccas are bringing out a new burger to celebrate MJs life – 50 year old meat in 12 year old buns.
June 26, 2009 at 5:56 am

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Oh god you’re bad :laugh_at:
June 26, 2009 at 7:46 am

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process

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Dr Bunsen;336790 wrote:

8. Maccas are bringing out a new burger to celebrate MJs life – 50 year old meat in 12 year old buns.

:laugh_at: thats the best one! :laugh_at:
June 26, 2009 at 7:56 am

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Its bad!!!!

Also, initial reports state that MJ will be melted down and turned into toys. Kids can play with him for a change!!!!
June 26, 2009 at 8:01 am

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SweetAss

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Really upsetting. He touched so many young people!!
June 26, 2009 at 8:06 am

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Michael Jackson: History
June 26, 2009 at 9:44 am

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process

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Reports that Michael Jackson was in hospital having a heart attack are wrong, he was in the children’s ward having a stroke.

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June 26, 2009 at 10:15 am

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June 26, 2009 at 10:26 am

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I heard they managed to revive Micheal Jackson !! but when they wheeled him pass the Kids ward , he went stiff again !!!
June 26, 2009 at 10:36 am

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in the spirit of recycling plastics jacko will be melted down and turned into party cups so the kids can still get there lips round his rim
June 26, 2009 at 11:42 am

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djprocess;336818 wrote:

Reports that Michael Jackson was in hospital having a heart attack are wrong, he was in the children’s ward having a stroke.

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ah dam i got told this one at work and posted it on the other thread .. but you beat me to it dam you! ..lol ..

funny how you live tup north and i live in london and we both heard the same joke only one day after he died .. funny how things spread fast like that innit :weee:
June 26, 2009 at 12:00 pm

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