In international news today, Joe Jackson, father of Michael Jackson, announced a joint venture with a Chinese toy manufacturer, Gang Yao. Joe stated the company is interested in melting down Michael into small plastic toy blocks that small children could easily swallow. They would be coated with toxic lead paint and other hazardous materials so they can produce the same bizarre behavior as Michael. The product would be called “Whacko” and be in toy stores by christmas. Both parties agreed that this venture would be in everybodys best interest. Joe can exploit his dead son, the chinese can dump their hazardous waste and Michael can still be a danger to children everywhere. EPA and government approval pending.
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