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October 27, 2009 at 9:24 pm

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Tank Girl

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Welcome! | Church of the Banana

raaaraaaraaaraaaraaa

Welcome to the Church of the Banana!
Our Religion is a simple one… we celebrate all of the Holidays of every other Religion.
After all, in this busy world, can’t we all use more holidays?
We wish you a Happy Bananamus!
Why bananas, you ask? The simple answer is, we like bananas.
So much so, that we’ve dedicated this site to them… you could say we even worship them.
But that’d be a little crazy. So, just leave it at: We like bananas.
Care to peel away some preconceptions and see what we’re about?
October 27, 2009 at 9:30 pm

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p0ly

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wow i commented on your profile before i saw this thread =D weirdddd
October 27, 2009 at 10:44 pm

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PhilKmorgan

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Top Banana Tank Girl !!
October 27, 2009 at 11:18 pm

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p0ly

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i’m already a pastafarian though =S
October 27, 2009 at 11:18 pm

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p0ly

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http://www.partyvibe.com/forums/spirituality-morality-religion/32950-church-flying-spaghetti-monster.html
October 27, 2009 at 11:30 pm

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Tank Girl

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@p0ly 358582 wrote:

i’m already a pastafarian though =S

@p0ly 358583 wrote:

http://www.partyvibe.com/forums/spirituality-morality-religion/32950-church-flying-spaghetti-monster.html

bugger off back to your own church then P0ly :laugh_at::laugh_at:

dont want any half hearted effort here
October 28, 2009 at 1:03 am

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p0ly

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@Tank Girl 358584 wrote:

bugger off back to your own church then P0ly :laugh_at::laugh_at:

dont want any half hearted effort here

BEHEAD THOSE THAT INSULT MY RELIGION!!!:crazy_diz
October 28, 2009 at 1:03 am

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p0ly

@p0ly

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i didn’t mean it TG, i love you really… and bananas
October 28, 2009 at 11:50 pm

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joshd96320

@joshd96320

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YOU ARE ALL WRONG, SUFFER.

CARDINAL OF DENOCO INC SPEAKS ON BEHALF OF OUR LORD DENKE TO THE SUM OF 14,479,579.

# from the land of plano
# ‘ise up o so tamo
# for the lord is coming
# the lord is here
# the lord so joyful
# so nearly near!

#EXTERMINATE DEFIANT POPULACE

E=E*HS-VP.

bow down to our Lord Garry Denke, Our father, Our educator. Oh so near.

EMPLOY FOUR.
October 28, 2009 at 11:59 pm

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Tank Girl

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@joshd96320 358901 wrote:

YOU ARE ALL WRONG, SUFFER.

CARDINAL OF DENOCO INC SPEAKS ON BEHALF OF OUR LORD DENKE TO THE SUM OF 14,479,579.

# from the land of plano
# ‘ise up o so tamo
# for the lord is coming
# the lord is here
# the lord so joyful
# so nearly near!

#EXTERMINATE DEFIANT POPULACE

E=E*HS-VP.

bow down to our Lord Garry Denke, Our father, Our educator. Oh so near.

EMPLOY FOUR.

bollox
October 29, 2009 at 12:01 am

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Tank Girl

@tank-girl

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:banana2::banana2::banana2::banana2::banana2::banana2::banana2::banana2::banana2::banana2::banana2::banana2::banana2::banana2:

we even have pur own thing –

where fucking P0lys spagetti one????

eh????
October 29, 2009 at 12:04 am

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joshd96320

@joshd96320

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DENKE BOW DOWN DENKE BOWDOWN
October 29, 2009 at 12:07 am

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Tank Girl

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@joshd96320 358923 wrote:

DENKE BOW DOWN DENKE BOWDOWN

raaaraaaraaa

where is our lord Denke?
October 29, 2009 at 12:32 am

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p0ly

@p0ly

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IN FSM HEAVEN THERE IS A BEER VOLCANO AND STRIPPER FACTORY. BEAT THAT
October 29, 2009 at 12:36 am

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Tank Girl

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@p0ly 358949 wrote:

IN FSM HEAVEN THERE IS A BEER VOLCANO AND STRIPPER FACTORY. BEAT THAT

really??

I cpuldnt be arsed to read all your churches shit

do they have a cider volcano?? raaa
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