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no, i’ve read the FSM gospel and they only speak of Grog (Beer) cos followers become pirates in my religion
@p0ly 358956 wrote:
no, i’ve read the FSM gospel and they only speak of Grog (Beer) cos followers become pirates in my religion
well….
it can get to fuck as I only do cider
@p0ly 358961 wrote:
but Tank Girl… pirates!!! everyone loves pirates
I bet their fucking family dont :hopeless:
BBC NEWS | UK | England | Kent | Warships track ‘hijacked yacht’
but if your insunitaing captain jack well negotiations may happen :laugh_at:
@p0ly 358967 wrote:
we are friendly folk us pirates, we live at sea you see?
ooooh arrrrrr!!
do you have rum??
can it be made into mojhitos?
if not
get to fuck ye pirate buggers :laugh_at:
oh yeah we have rum, but i stick to my grog.
tell me more about banana religion, what do i call you?
we are pastafarians (spaghetti monster)
@Tank Girl 358932 wrote:
raaaraaaraaa
where is our lord Denke?
Our master is in distant lands researching our heritage and spreading the good word. Bow down Denke.
Respeks Fi’yah!
@Tank Girl 358959 wrote:
well….
it can get to fuck as I only do cider
the denkenites are at one with your view. we fully supply the ” cider massiv’ “
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