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  • i have recently discoverd two new loves in my life and i beg you to try them out too…

    my first new hobby comprises of poping song lirics in to normal convosation and see if the other person notices .. eg.

    “you coming out tonight m8?” …. “i would go out tonight ..but i haven’t got a stitch to wear.”

    my other new hobby is when out with a friend/friends and you meet a person the cannot speak english … you imatate the language the person is speaking .. alltho you are not making sence to them or you friend .. you friend will think you a talking to them in there language .. this confuses every one as to the foren speaking person you are talking jibberish ..and to your m8 you are talking in german/french/hindi/urdu/samalian ect.

    not only will you have fun confusing every one .. you will look very inteligent to your friends as they will think you know every language there is :wink:…. have funraaa

    DaftFader wrote:
    i have recently discoverd two new loves in my life and i beg you to try them out too…

    my first new hobby comprises of poping song lirics in to normal convosation and see if the other person notices .. eg.

    “you coming out tonight m8?” …. “i would go out tonight ..but i haven’t got a stitch to wear.”

    my other new hobby is when out with a friend/friends and you meet a person the cannot speak english … you imatate the language the person is speaking .. alltho you are not making sence to them or you friend .. you friend will think you a talking to them in there language .. this confuses every one as to the foren speaking person you are talking jibberish ..and to your m8 you are talking in german/french/hindi/urdu/samalian ect.

    not only will you have fun confusing every one .. you will look very inteligent to your friends as they will think you know every language there is :wink:…. have funraaa

    Wicked. Wont get to do the first on In Lincoln. Its a bit behind on the multi culteral thing. Fuck I dont think Ive even met a black person properly since I knew this lad In London lol. Loads of Polish people about though, could be fun 🙂

    Deffo gonna play the first one though.

    “cmon, were gonna be late”
    “Sooooooo, Sally can wait”

    :laugh_at:

    The song lyrics one might be fun, not sure if it will go down well with the doctor when I am trying to blag the stronger Codeine tablets off them later :weee:

    starlaugh wrote:
    The song lyrics one might be fun, not sure if it will go down well with the doctor when I am trying to blag the stronger Codeine tablets off them later :weee:

    They’ll probably section you if you do!

    DJCliffy wrote:
    They’ll probably section you if you do!

    Nope I couldn’t find any moments when I could fit in song lyrics…. got the script though 🙂

    :laugh_at:love them sorta games . . . .

    One i already use alot: “Lets move on, cos it’s time to groove on”

    I do this alot, comes from being on my own driving about all day in my job. I make up my own words to songs too. For the past month the stereo has not worked. But i got choons in my head permanently anyway, so it’s not been as bad as i thought tbh – they can’t break me like that – oh no sirreee . . .
    . . . . :bulb: . . . hey there’s another one – “I won’t give up my music, not me not now, no way no how” (Chic, Lost in Music) (Chooooon)
    Ooer, Dunno where that sprung from at this hour ffs lol

    DaftFader wrote:
    “you coming out tonight m8?” …. “i would go out tonight ..but i haven’t got a stitch to wear.”

    This chaaaaaaaaaaaarming maaaaan [swoons] :weee::love:

    haha I tried so slip random song lyrics into conversation when I visited my dads work today, he works with very scientific people and this was the first time they met me. I think I now come across as slightly deranged :laugh_at:

    i always enjoy confusing mandarin speakers by announcing that I know crazy monkey and have a sweet pudding in my underpants

    oh how cosmopolitan i am

    DaftFader wrote:
    i have recently discoverd two new loves in my life and i beg you to try them out too…

    my first new hobby comprises of poping song lirics in to normal convosation and see if the other person notices .. eg.

    “you coming out tonight m8?” …. “i would go out tonight ..but i haven’t got a stitch to wear.”

    my other new hobby is when out with a friend/friends and you meet a person the cannot speak english … you imatate the language the person is speaking .. alltho you are not making sence to them or you friend .. you friend will think you a talking to them in there language .. this confuses every one as to the foren speaking person you are talking jibberish ..and to your m8 you are talking in german/french/hindi/urdu/samalian ect.

    not only will you have fun confusing every one .. you will look very inteligent to your friends as they will think you know every language there is :wink:…. have funraaa

    ha ha i mite ave 2 try them bit worried bout tha second 1 tho jst incase they r also fluent in english then ur gunna look like a rite fruit loop
    another gd game i do all tha time is u know wen u ring up 4 take away or summat n they ask u 2 spell ur addresse u go (4 example dove close) D for doggy style O for overies V for va va voom and E for ecstasy there like wot tha [EMAIL=”fu@k”]fu@k[/EMAIL] x

    globalloon wrote:
    i always enjoy confusing mandarin speakers by announcing that I know crazy monkey and have a sweet pudding in my underpants

    oh how cosmopolitan i am

    I have always been deeply suspicious of the “Oriental” tattoo designs in some parlours, I wonder how many people have had the characters for “Chicken Chow Mein” or similar indelibly marked into their bodies :laugh_at:

    General Lighting wrote:
    I have always been deeply suspicious of the “Oriental” tattoo designs in some parlours, I wonder how many people have had the characters for “Chicken Chow Mein” or similar indelibly marked into their bodies :laugh_at:

    my sister wanted her kids names done like this – told her she’d prob end up with ‘number 52’ on her ankle instead :laugh_at:

    General Lighting wrote:
    I have always been deeply suspicious of the “Oriental” tattoo designs in some parlours, I wonder how many people have had the characters for “Chicken Chow Mein” or similar indelibly marked into their bodies :laugh_at:

    Yeah hence why I would never have another language tattooed on me… unless I really trusted the translator!!

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