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September 30, 2008 at 2:11 pm #676649
General Lighting
finally got round to registering with the local GP surgery – got to fill in this form which is fair enough, but they also want 20ml of urine.

1. what are the NHS checking for here? can understand if its things like diabetes or other chronic conditions, but would they screen for substances?

2. how are you supposed to fill this without pissing on your own hand?

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September 30, 2008 at 2:30 pm

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Tank Girl

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Gl they’ll be looking for
Protein, Glucose,
this is to see if there is any hyper tension or diabetes
and also look for any sign of infection

and pee into a cup and then dispense 😉 or a funnel
September 30, 2008 at 2:39 pm

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wee_dancer

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General Lighting;237976 wrote:

2. how are you supposed to fill this without pissing on your own hand?

Had the same problem when I went for an STI check-up. Fuckers just give you a container right there with noway of actually getting it into it without pissing all over your hand…but i’m not really one to care about these things as it’s easy enough to wash of :weee:
September 30, 2008 at 2:49 pm

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General Lighting;237976 wrote:

2. how are you supposed to fill this without pissing on your own hand?

How do you think it is for us females :pee:

At least you can see what you’re doing :laugh_at:

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September 30, 2008 at 3:08 pm

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Joker78

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I bit of wee on your hands won’t do any harm.

Pee Pee:

I was doing a lot of climbing in Thailand a while back and my feet were getting a bit fucked up due to the heat and sweating too much. I tried frequent washing and it didn’t do much good. Then I remembered a conversation with a Dutch guy who told me about the healing properties of fresh urine. Next day I bought a plastic bowl from the market and each morning emptied my bladder into it and soaked my feet in the piss. After a soaking I’d rinse the piss off and go for brekky. After about 2 weeks doing this the skin on my feet were in perfect condition. Hoorah for fresh piss :weee:
September 30, 2008 at 4:23 pm

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Tank Girl

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General Lighting;237976 wrote:

but would they screen for substances?

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they wouldnt automatically screen for substances, as it actually costs alot of money to do this and wont unnecessarly

(i actually asked a doctor who gave me the above answer)
September 30, 2008 at 4:47 pm

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JulesDogg;237984 wrote:

I bit of wee on your hands won’t do any harm.

Pee Pee:

I was doing a lot of climbing in Thailand a while back and my feet were getting a bit fucked up due to the heat and sweating too much. I tried frequent washing and it didn’t do much good. Then I remembered a conversation with a Dutch guy who told me about the healing properties of fresh urine. Next day I bought a plastic bowl from the market and each morning emptied my bladder into it and soaked my feet in the piss. After a soaking I’d rinse the piss off and go for brekky. After about 2 weeks doing this the skin on my feet were in perfect condition. Hoorah for fresh piss :weee:

The desert rats used to do this in WW2. My uncle (now deceased) was a desert rat and told me they (the soldiers) used to do this, They’d dig a massive pit and all have a piss and sit there with their feet in, quite a sociable event he told me! 😉
September 30, 2008 at 5:45 pm

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ask them to hold it for you (the pot i meen:laugh_at:).. failing that ask if you can use some of there rubber gloves 😉
September 30, 2008 at 8:04 pm

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Sini

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DaftFader;238011 wrote:

ask them to hold it for you (the pot i meen:laugh_at:).. failing that ask if you can use some of there rubber gloves 😉

the voice of experience 😉
September 30, 2008 at 9:22 pm

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Tank Girl

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DJCliffy;238005 wrote:

The desert rats used to do this in WW2. My uncle (now deceased) was a desert rat and told me they (the soldiers) used to do this, They’d dig a massive pit and all have a piss and sit there with their feet in, quite a sociable event he told me! 😉

Urine therapy – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

there’s actually quite alot more people than you’d think that do ‘urine therapy’ in the UK, it’s meant to have anti cancer qualities amongst other things – but not medically proven,
I’d be quite happy to put my feet in a bowel of wee, but not so sure I’d like to drink it unless there was no water around anywhere and I was dehydrated…..
October 1, 2008 at 10:01 am

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process

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Tank Girl;238034 wrote:

Urine therapy – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

there’s actually quite alot more people than you’d think that do ‘urine therapy’ in the UK, it’s meant to have anti cancer qualities amongst other things – but not medically proven,
I’d be quite happy to put my feet in a bowel of wee, but not so sure I’d like to drink it unless there was no water around anywhere and I was dehydrated…..

in which case your piss would be that horrible dark yellow, like you get the next morning after a night out :yakk:
October 1, 2008 at 10:04 am

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process

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this guy i used to know used to drink half a pint of piss every morning with a piece of brown bread. apparently it has to be the first piss for some reason. He used to swear by it. Saying that tho he always wanted us to call him g-dog and wrote eat crack on his trousers while having a mini dog shaved into his head and a check board on the other side. fucking wierdo. :you_crazy:
October 1, 2008 at 12:31 pm

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Southcaver

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You’ve got some interesting friends mate:laugh_at:
October 1, 2008 at 1:15 pm

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Sini

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Sounds like a right character process!
Urine and a slice of brown bread, the new breakfast soon to sweep the nation?
October 1, 2008 at 1:24 pm

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process

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Southcaver;238113 wrote:

You’ve got some interesting friends mate:laugh_at:

thats nothing hqave you met sparkplug? 😉

My mate used to know someone in bath who changed his name by deedpoll to his national insurance number and used to walk around with a scuba diving mask and mouth piece thing. loon :you_crazy:
October 1, 2008 at 3:03 pm

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Tank Girl

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There was a man up the road form us who I knew,
who’d walk round with tin foil on his head kept in place with a hair net,
to stop thoughts being put into his head
a pint glass with water and a ping pong ball in it with an eye drawn on it,

bless him he’d become unwell at art college with a bit too much LSD in the 60’s
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