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  • and called their name Adam

    0000 years – 4004 BC – Eve Adam
    0130 years – 3874 BC – Adam Adam
    0105 years – 3769 BC – Seth Adam
    0090 years – 3679 BC – Enos Adam
    0070 years – 3609 BC – Cainan Adam
    0065 years – 3544 BC – Mahalaleel Adam
    0162 years – 3382 BC – Jared Adam
    0065 years – 3317 BC – Enoch Adam
    0187 years – 3130 BC – Methuselah Adam
    0182 years – 2948 BC – Lamech Adam
    0600 years – 2348 BC – Noah Adam


    1656 years – 2348 BC – The Date ark Built at Stonehenge Shipyard

    English Heritage timeline

    Noah Adam built the ark at Stonehenge Shipyard in 2348 BC (see timeline). Salisbury Plain Coal Prospect ditches had been explored (excavated) and cursed. Digging for shallow coal had ceased after Cretaceous / Carboniferous limestone differences were learned at Stonehenge Mining College athletic field. LORD Fellow of Woodhenge cursed the land because his Prospect was barren of shallow coal. The Healing Stones (Bluestone) had failed and were returned to South Wales Coalfield.

    4 ‘Station Stones’; Shipwright’s 4 main hull braces
    4 ‘Postholes at A’; Shipwright’s 4 dock door piers
    56 ‘Aubrey Holes’; Shipwright’s 56 support beams

    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 01; Pitch angle (25 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 02; Pitch angle (30 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 03; Pitch angle (35 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 04; Pitch angle (40 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 05; Pitch angle (45 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 06; Pitch angle (50 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 07; Pitch angle (55 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 08; Pitch angle (60 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 09; Pitch angle (65 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 10; Pitch angle (70 deg) increase
    Noah Adam SS 91 ark main hull brace (vertical)
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 11; Pitch angle (75 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 12; Pitch angle (80 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 13; Pitch angle (85 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 14; Pitch angle (90 deg) greatest
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 15; Pitch angle (85 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 16; Pitch angle (80 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 17; Pitch angle (75 deg) decrease
    Noah Adam SS 92 ark main hull brace (vertical)
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 18; Pitch angle (70 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 19; Pitch angle (65 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 20; Pitch angle (60 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 21; Pitch angle (55 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 22; Pitch angle (50 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 23; Pitch angle (45 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 24; Pitch angle (40 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 25; Pitch angle (35 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 26; Pitch angle (30 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 27; Pitch angle (25 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 28; Pitch angle (20 deg) least
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 29; Pitch angle (25 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 30; Pitch angle (30 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 31; Pitch angle (35 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 32; Pitch angle (40 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 33; Pitch angle (45 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 34; Pitch angle (50 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 35; Pitch angle (55 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 36; Pitch angle (60 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 37; Pitch angle (65 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 38; Pitch angle (70 deg) increase
    Noah Adam SS 93 ark main hull brace (vertical)
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 39; Pitch angle (75 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 40; Pitch angle (80 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 41; Pitch angle (85 deg) increase
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 42; Pitch angle (90 deg) greatest
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 43; Pitch angle (85 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 44; Pitch angle (80 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 45; Pitch angle (75 deg) decrease
    Noah Adam SS 94 ark main hull brace (vertical)
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 46; Pitch angle (70 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 47; Pitch angle (65 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 48; Pitch angle (60 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 49; Pitch angle (55 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 50; Pitch angle (50 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 51; Pitch angle (45 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 52; Pitch angle (40 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 53; Pitch angle (35 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 54; Pitch angle (30 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 55; Pitch angle (25 deg) decrease
    Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 56; Pitch angle (20 deg) least

    Live Oak below Heel Stone

    Woodhenge Dockyard salvaged Stonehenge Shipyard remains,
    sometime after 2348 BC (see timeline) at the lower elevation.

    Quercus virginiana

    Garry Denke

    Que?


      Staff

      me too :crazy:

      DJCliffy wrote:
      Que?

      Hello DJCliffy.

      It means that Gonzo was actually at Stonehenge in the kids’ Muppets From Space movie. The story begins with a dream in which Gonzo is turned away from Noah’s Ark because there is only one (1) of him. As the rain starts pouring down, Noah hands him a small umbrella and wishes Gonzo luck. And now you know where he was standing, next to Heelstone at Stonehenge Shipyard !!

      Well the kids liked it anyways. :bounce: :bounce_b: :bounce_fl :bounce_g: :bounce_o: :bounce_p:

      Garry Denke

      :bounce_ci

      Woodhenge Oil & Gas Prospect

      The Ancient geologic structure map of Woodhenge constructed out of Quercus virginiana (Live Oak) wood from Noah Adam’s ark built at Stonehenge illustrates the Lower (Early) Carboniferous (Mississippian Period) Limestone Reef existing below Woodhenge, the same prospective of oil and gas production. Without getting too technical here, simply compare the two (2) geologic structure maps following:

      It’s a gusher!
      http://www.geomore.com/images/Structure_Map_with_Fault.gif

      Let’s drill it!
      http://www.megalithicsites.co.uk/images/Woodhenge.gif

      (nobody cares about this area anyway,
      just look at that carpark visitor centre)

      So let’s start drilling!

      Regards,

      Garry W. Denke
      Geologist/Geophysicist
      Denke Oil Company (DOC)
      Wildcat Station, P.O. Box 866488
      Plano, Texas 75086-6488
      Tel: 972-422-8268
      Fax: 972-422-7868
      Cell: 972-768-4631
      DOC: 570-788-5282

      http://www.garrydenke.com
      http://www.denocoinc.com

      LOL?:laugh_at:

      After that certain Oil, Gas and Mineral Lease covering Woodhenge Oil & Gas Prospect situated in the County of Wiltshire, the State of Great Britain, UK is signed by The National Trust and English Heritage and approved by All Parties named in that certain Oil, Gas and Mineral Lease covering Woodhenge Oil & Gas Prospect, we are going to contract Parker Drilling Company to do it.

      http://www.parkerdrilling.com/
      http://www.parkerdrilling.com/operations/operations.html

      They have an onshore drilling rig available.

      PETROLEUM ($/bbl)
      PRICE* CHANGE % CHANGE TIME
      Nymex Crude Future 122.07 .23 .19 10:08
      Dated Brent Spot 120.17 .77 .65 10:38
      WTI Cushing Spot 121.64 -.20 -.16 09:09

      NATURAL GAS ($/MMBtu)
      PRICE* CHANGE % CHANGE TIME
      Nymex Henry Hub Future 11.17 .02 .15 10:08
      Henry Hub Spot 11.10 .34 3.16 05/06
      New York City Gate Spot 11.96 .41 3.55 05/06

      http://www.bloomberg.com/markets/commodities/energyprices.html

      Regards,

      Garry W. Denke
      Geologist/Geophysicist
      Denoco Inc. of Texas (DOC)
      Wildcat Station, P.O. Box 866488
      Plano, Texas 75086-6488
      Tel: 972-422-8268
      Fax: 972-422-7868
      Cell: 972-768-4631
      DOC: 570-788-5282

      http://www.garrydenke.com
      http://www.denocoinc.com

      i like this guy, loves stone henge bare

      Remember kids, Don’t do drugs

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      BANDIT

      Noah’s arc is a load of crap.

      If you use the measurements (back then in cubits) and then build the fucker it doesn’t work

      Scientifically proofen

      I mean proven

      :laugh_at:

      Healing Stones Holy Water awaits Springing
      Stonehenge’s Pennsylvanian Coal
      Healing Stones Holy Oil

      Trillions of barrels of Holy Water in welled up Springs below the Healing Stones (and the area surrounding these Magic rocks) await British Petroleum Springing such trillions through Blessed welling to the surface. Coal Bed Methane (CBM) is a form of natural gas extracted from coal beds. In recent decades it has become an important source of energy in the United States, Canada, and other countries. Australia has rich deposits where it is known as Coal Seam Methane. Also called coalbed gas, the term refers to methane adsorbed into the solid matrix of coal. It is called ‘sweet gas’ because of its lack of hydrogen sulfide. The presence of this gas is well known from its occurrence in underground coal mining. Coal Bed Methane (CBM) is distinct from a typical sandstone or other conventional gas reservoir, as the methane is stored within the coal by a process called adsorption. The methane is in a near liquid state, lining the inside of pores within the coal (called the matrix). Stonehenge’s Pennsylvanian Coal open fractures (called the cleats) are saturated with Healing Stones Holy Water awaiting Springing for the free gas.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coalbed_methane
      http://www.bp.com/home.do?categoryId=1

      Coal Bed Methane (CBM) extraction is a British Petroleum method for extracting methane from this Stonehenge coal deposit. The methane is absorbed into the solid coal matrix (coal macerals) and is released when the coal seam is depressurised. To economically retrieve reserves of methane, wells are drilled into the coal seam, the seam is dewatered, then the methane is extracted from the seam, compressed and then piped to market. The goal is to decrease the water pressure by pumping water from the Blessed well. The decrease in pressure allows methane to desorb from the coal and flow as a gas up the well to the surface. This process has resulted in the drilling of tens of thousands of gas wells, and extensive support facilities such as New Tunnels Roads. The use of this method is currently expanding in the Powder River Basin of northeast Wyoming and southeast Montana. Seven percent of the natural gas (methane) currently produced in the United States comes from CBM extraction. Methane from Stonehenge coal beds can be recovered economically and Healing Stones Holy Water sprung injected back.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coal_bed_methane_extraction
      http://www.bp.com/sectiongenericarticle.do?categoryId=9017641&contentId=7031848

      Healing Stones Holy Oil Deeper
      A Mississippian Reef,
      Garry Denke

      whats all this about? I really cant be bothered to read all of that

      Garry Denke wrote:
      Remember kids, Don’t do drugs

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      BANDIT

      Yeah kids heed his words. Leave it for us grown ups to do! 😉

      How did Adams Family get to Britain?

      Addams%20Family.jpg

      Noah Adam walked with God

      Garry Denke

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