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Supernatural Water at Stonehenge Arch is different than Plain Water at the Powder River Basin and the San Juan Basin, it is Holy Water and is Preternaturally Transcendent. The Holy Water beneath Stonehenge is so Blessed Holy that after Magical Methane is levitated by Mystical Signing hands of Pagan, Druid, and Wiccan ancient Gods and Goddesses of the Sacred Ground; the Sanctified Water, which is too Hallowed Holy for anyone to even touch; must by Ceremonial Ritual be injected back into Sacrosanct Ground because of its Spiritual Holiness.
Everybody knows that Angel ! :biggreen:
Right :laugh_at::laugh_at:
Maybe I should visit Stonehenge on my way around in UK this summer :bounce_g:
Water is pumped into coal beds to extract the methane. Can you explain better?
Water is NOT pumped into CBM coal beds, Dick.
http://www.bp.com/sectiongenericarticle.do?categoryId=9017641&contentId=7031848
Yes, all CBM extraction coal beds are dewatered, not watered,
and if Dick (Richard) had read any link, he would know that.
Happy 100th BP! :biggreen:
Noah Adam’s ark was over a Stonehenge Pennsylvanian (Upper Carboniferous) ocean of Holy Water
which seismically ‘shot out’ as a Round geologic structure.
Noah Adam’s ark was over a Woodhenge Mississippian (Lower Carboniferous) ocean of Holy Oil
which seismically ‘shot out’ as an Oval geologic structure.
Wallies and Hell’s Angels
http://infoex.hemscott.net/MESSAGES/1507206.HTM
Denke Oil Co (DOC) Wallies 1984 geophysical survey Geophone Crew
http://tash.gn.apc.org/C0315_08.jpg
Denoco Inc (DI) Hell’s Angels 1984 geophysical survey Geophone Crew
http://tash.gn.apc.org/C0315_02.jpg
A Flood, of Oil, Gas, and Holy injection Water.
Pagan, Druid, and Wiccan ‘Methane Magic’.
I wish modest would start being nice to UncleAl. Even though Turtle proved Uncle Al wrong, again, that is no valid REASON for modest to knock UncleAl’s silly posts. I say if Uncle Al wants to be silly, then let UncleAl be silly. That modest bossy, “Don’t be silly UncleAl”, is inappropriate behavior, non-brotherly conduct. Sorry everybody, but I am fed up with the “Don’t be this Uncle Al” -“Don’t be that UncleAl” modest bullying of Uncle Al around.
Enough is enough! (an UncleAl tribute)
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Outrageous On-line Uncle Al – 555
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Calorimetric Equivalence Principle Test
0000 years – 4004 BC – Adam Adam
0130 years – 3874 BC – Eve Adam
0105 years – 3769 BC – Seth Adam
0090 years – 3679 BC – Enos Adam
0070 years – 3609 BC – Cainan Adam
0065 years – 3544 BC – Mahalaleel Adam
0162 years – 3382 BC – Jared Adam
0065 years – 3317 BC – Enoch Adam
0187 years – 3130 BC – Methuselah Adam
0182 years – 2948 BC – Lamech Adam
0600 years – 2348 BC – Noah Adam
REVISED: Adam then Eve (sorry Bella girls)
1762 BC and 3258 BC respectively.
Could those dates work better for ya?
-modest
Probably not, because modest Septuagint (LXX) cheat date (1762 BC) and Septuagint (LXX) incorrect date (3258 BC) are not based on the famous Eastern calculation and worldwide published epoch of the Byzantine Era, 5509 BC.
Byzantine calendar – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
I’m afraid King James rules, again. Vulgate last name (Adam their name) and correct date (2348 BC) overrides modest Septuagint (LXX) cheat date (1762 BC) and Septuagint (LXX) incorrect date (3258 BC), because radiocarbon dating of Noah Adam’s Stonehenge Shipyard ark Gopher wood: Quercus virginiana; Live oak, from 4 ft (1.2m) beneath Heel Stone (within Stone Henge Avenue Banks) and Noah Adam’s Woodhenge Dockyard ark Gopher wood, using University of Texas at Austin radioisotope carbon-14, determined the age of such Heelstone and Woodhenge carbonaceous materials being 4356 years old (2348 BC). And, interesting enough, that radiocarbon date of Dr. Garry Whilhelm Denke (1622-1699) hollowstem augered 1656 core sample from 4 ft (1.2m) under Hele Stone (within Stone Hedge Avenue Banks) of Noah Adam’s Stonehenge Shipyard ark Gopher wood: Quercus virginiana; Live oak, was confirmed by Mr. Garry William Denke (1955-) hollowstem augered 2004 core sample from 8 ft (2.4m) below ground level (GL) at Heelstone (within Stonehenge Avenue Banks), thereby disproving the modest Septuagint (LXX) cheat date (1762 BC) and Septuagint (LXX) incorrect date (3258 BC) also, said Vulgate numbers agreeing above.
Genealogies of Genesis – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Farewell to Eastern Christians, including Eastern Orthodox, Coptic, Ethiopic, Jacobite and Armenian, and since evidence of “Noah Adam’s ark Built at Stonehenge Shipyard” does exist, any competent scientist can go auger it up for theirself.
After more Dick and UncleAl silliness of course.
Garry Denke :biggreen:
sorry dude but i still don’t understand any of this. Are you a madman? :weee:
whats happening here? brief summary anyone?
haha if only we knew :crazy:
George Bush Barrow Lozenge’s Solar Energy Skylight Roof Design
Skylight Roof Model (other Solar Energy designs)
Lozenge, a petroleum engineer and architect, constructed the first.
It’s the Ancient Coal Prospect and George Lozenge solved it,
reserves are over Ten trillion Feet^3 of Gas.
Over 10,000,000,000 MCF!
It’s the Ancient Lime Prospect and George Lozenge solved it,
reserves are over One billion Barrels of Oil.
Over 1,000,000,000 BO!
Grander Key
I still dont understand Garry
Are you a real person Garry or are you a mad web bot like Cilla? If so maybe you two should hook up and have some mad frantic robot sex, then afterwards you can slowly distance yourself from her because you’ve found out she’s given you computer crabs.
I mean
Adam + Eve = Cain and Able Multiply……Wheres the girl? Oh, they had sex with Eve…More chilldren
Hence we are all decendents from Adam and Eve and are ALL INCESTUOUS!!
You lot make me sick, shagging your brothers and sisters!!
:you_crazy
Oh, what does that make me then? :yakk:
:you_crazy
Oh, what does that make me then? :yakk:
Well when in Rome! :laugh_at:
Jokes of course. I don’t have sex anymore, far too expensive! :weee:
You look like a type of guy who has been in the forces at sometime in their life…
Men amongst men and all that
Sometimes you don’t have to pay you know
/me winks at cliffy
:laugh_at:
Haha fair play bruv, Tempted though the offer is, ill have to decline. I’d only end up hurting you. :laugh_at:
/me says ” hurt me cliffy, hurt me now, I’ve been bad, VERY BAD!!!” :laugh_at:
Oh, and Stonehenge could have been the “launching pad” for Noah’s Arc. Bit like launching a ship, hence why its now not a complete circle, it was destroyed during the great flood.
:crazy:
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