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* e_babes says ” hurt me cliffy, hurt me now, I’ve been bad, VERY BAD!!!” :laugh_at:
Not now dear i have a headache. can’t we just cuddle instead :laugh_at:
Cliffy mate, I never knew you were such a laugh buddy
Fair play m8
:group_hug
Cliffy mate, I never knew you were such a laugh buddy
Fair play m8
:group_hug
Well it has been known! And you dude, It’s been emotional! :love:
Noah Adam’s ark Built at Stonehenge Shipyard was Anchored over an Ocean of Petroleum
Good to hear that British Petroleum (BP) finally verified the Garry Denke facts through their public domain of Late Cretaceous chalk overlying the largest onshore oil field in Europe, but Wytch Farm is only 31 miles (50 kilometres) south of Garry Denke’s Stonehenge Pennsylvanian (Late Carboniferous) Prospect? and Wytch Farm is only 31 miles south of Garry Denke’s Woodhenge Mississippian (Early Carboniferous) Prospect?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wytch_Farm
What we are wondering is why that Purbeck district of Dorset (England) largest onshore oil field in Europe operated by British Petroleum (Happy 100th BP!) has an oil and natural gas processing facility over Late Cretaceous chalk? and why so many petroleum companies shot thousands and thousands of miles of seismic in search for oil and gas over Late Cretaceous chalk around Stonehenge and Woodhenge?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geology_of_Dorset
Betcha our Landman …
“Supernatural Water at Stonehenge Arch is different than that Plain Water at the San Juan Basin and Powder River Basin, it is Holy Water and is Preternaturally Transcendent. The Holy Water beneath Stonehenge is so Blessed Holy that after Magical Methane is levitated by Mystical Signing hands of Pagan, Druid, and Wiccan ancient Gods and Goddesses from the Sacred Ground; that Sanctified Water, which is too Hallowed Holy for anyone to even touch; MUST by Ceremonial Ritual be injected back into the Sacrosanct Ground because of its Spiritual Holiness.”
… gets our Oil & Gas Lease signed Before anybody elses Landman!
San Juan Basin
Powder River Basin
Happy 100th BP! :biggreen: The Landman
— But vindication was in the air. By the early morning of 26 May 1908, the whole camp reeked of sulphur. At four o’clock the drill reached 1,180 feet and a fountain of oil spewed out into the dawn sky. From remote Persia, telegrams were slow. Mr D’Arcy got the good news five days later. “If this is true, all our troubles are over,” he beamed, adding, “I am telling no one about it until I have the news confirmed.” —
Under Noah’s Ark Oil & Gas Ocean
William Knox D’Arcy
George B. Reynolds
http://www.bloomberg.com/markets/commodities/energyprices.html
A year ago there was worry that it will break the £1.00 barrier…now no-one gives a toss.
Why not? Come on? Why not?
http://www.partyvibe.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=5367
–Cilla Black
This morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can’t get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I’ve got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don’t know what to name it.
–DJCliffy
http://www.partyvibe.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=215934#post215934
:sign0015:
I mean
Adam + Eve = Cain and Able Multiply……Wheres the girl? Oh, they had sex with Eve…More chilldren
Hence we are all decendents from Adam and Eve and are ALL INCESTUOUS!!
You lot make me sick, shagging your brothers and sisters!!
:you_crazy
Oh, what does that make me then? :yakk:
:ty_ty:
Stonehenge was built by Wizard Merlin
Grander key
[(G-D)^1/2] = Wizard Frequency
—
Force = Momentum-[(G-D)^1/2]
Wizard G (gravitation) D (density) Merlin levitated the stones -Twice!
Power = Energy-[(G-D)^1/2]
Wizard G (gravitation) D (density) Merlin levitated the stones -Twice!
Energy = H-Bar-[(G-D)^1/2]
Wizard G (gravitation) D (density) Merlin levitated the stones -Twice!
Current = Charge-[(G-D)^1/2]
Wizard G (gravitation) D (density) Merlin levitated the stones -Twice!
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G-D = Wizard Merlin
Dark energy
King Arthur covered that on Page One
:ty_ty:
:biggreen:
This morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can’t get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I’ve got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don’t know what to name it.
–DJCliffy
http://www.partyvibe.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=215934#post215934
:sign0015:
I have no wish to go to war with you. My army is massively superior in every way and it wouldn’t be a fair fight. My question was tho are you an actual person or an AI bot? :weee:
neither, according to us atheists, i don’t exist
:love:
:love:
neither a person or a bot……..
are you an alien then?
Cliffy & E_babes… :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at: I have now spurted all over my keyboard, beer that is
no tank girl, i do not exist, we do not exist, nothing exists
i just am the marks, names, images, and numbers you see
sci.bio.paleontology, alt.archeology, sci.archaeology, alt.archaeology, soc.history.ancient
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George Bush Barrow Lozenge’s Solar Energy Skylight Roof Design
Skylight Roof Model
http://www.wiltshireheritage.org.uk/galleries/index.php?Action=4&obID=125&prevID=89&oprevID=9
Lozenge, a petroleum engineer and architect, constructed the first.
Garry Denke
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roof_pitch
http://images.usatoday.com/tech/_photos/2007/01/30/stonehenge472.jpg
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“george lozenge
http://www.wiltshireheritage.org.uk/uploads/images/124/l_5gold_objects.JPG
maybe he was a roofing contractor with several designs , a roofing contractor bid putting a new roof on our house .
that 1750-1550 BC housing showroom grave is famous , are there square and rectangular durrington walls homes ?
we know nothing about archeology .
thanks bbc for the timewatch show ,
george barrows .”
http://www.eternalidol.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/durrington2082007.jpg
http://www.eternalidol.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/durringtonsouth2006.jpg
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Noah’s ark Built at Stonehenge was Anchored over Ocean of Petroleum:
Good to hear that British Petroleum (BP) finally verified the Garry Denke facts through their public domain of Late Cretaceous chalk overlying the largest onshore oil field in Europe, but Wytch Farm is only 31 miles (50 kilometres) south of Garry Denke’s Stonehenge Pennsylvanian (Late Carboniferous) Prospect? and Wytch Farm is only 31 miles south of Garry Denke’s Woodhenge Mississippian (Early Carboniferous) Prospect?
Wytch Farm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wytch_Farm
http://www.bpnsi.com/index.asp?id=7369643D312669643D313531
What we are wondering is why that Purbeck district of Dorset (England) largest onshore oil field in Europe operated by British Petroleum (Happy 100th BP!) has an oil and natural gas processing facility over Late Cretaceous chalk? and why so many petroleum companies shot thousands and thousands of miles of seismic in search for oil and gas over Late Cretaceous chalk around Stonehenge and Woodhenge?
Dorset Geology
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=stonehenge,+poole
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geology_of_Dorset
Betcha our Landmen get…
“Supernatural Water at Stonehenge Arch is different than that Plain Water at the San Juan Basin and Powder River Basin, it is Holy Water and is Preternaturally Transcendent. The Holy Water beneath Stonehenge is so Blessed Holy that after Magical Methane is levitated by Mystical Signing hands of Pagan, Druid, and Wiccan ancient Gods and Goddesses from the Sacred Ground; that Sanctified Water, which is too Hallowed Holy for anyone to even touch; MUST by Ceremonial Ritual be injected back into the Sacrosanct Ground because of its Spiritual Holiness.”
…our Oil & Gas Leases signed Before anybody’s Landmen!
San Juan Basin
http://www.bp.com/sectiongenericarticle.do?categoryId=9017641&contentId=7031848
Powder River Basin
http://www.powderriverbasin.org/CatInfo.cfm?CatID=85
Happy 100th BP! 🙂 The Landmen
http://www.landman.org/
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But vindication was in the air. By the early morning of 26 May 1908, the whole camp reeked of sulphur. At four o’clock the drill reached 1,180 feet and a fountain of oil spewed out into the dawn sky. From remote Persia, telegrams were slow. Mr D’Arcy got the good news five days later. “If this is true, all our troubles are over,” he beamed, adding, “I am telling no one about it until I have the news confirmed.”
—
Under Noah’s Ark Oil & Gas Ocean;
William Knox D’Arcy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Knox_DArcy
“1901-1908 An uncertain beginning”
http://www.bp.com/sectiongenericarticle.do?categoryId=9014440&contentId=7027520
George B. Reynolds
Note: Oil & Gas Royalties fund 3 Stonehenge Tunnels and 1 Visitor Centre
slower than Withdrawal Funds from Heelstone Vault within Avenue Banks.
Grander key
http://www.open2.net/forum/showthread.php?p=22754#post22754
Dark Energy
http://www.bloomberg.com/markets/commodities/energyprices.html
GarryDenke
http://www.theyworkforyou.com/user/?u=3440
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“Good grief. King Arthur? Merlin? Whatever next.”
( 42 )
Next? Well first is Wizard Merlin, then King Arthur. Next in line? Historians claim Sir Lancelot, however Queen Guinevere, queen consort, is next. Whatever after? Well, let us see, Knight Sir Lancelot. Then, of course, Heel Stone Round Table knights. Twenty three more, actually. If we remember right, Knight Sir Kay next, then Knight Percival. Not next, but tailing, Knight Gawain, and Knight Galahad.
Proper? Well, just remember, it is Cretaceous
chalk over the Petroleum, and you will do fine.
May no dusters Clean you Out.
( 42 )
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Deep Thought
http://hypography.com/forums/theology-forum/12946-god-2.html
Dirt
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Greetings Wellmann.
You are quite right, mining is the extraction of minerals (hence the word) of non-renewable mineral resources such as oil, gas, salt, coal, and water. As a minor yourself, elementary mining also includes the extraction of not only the Ancient minerals discussed thus far, but other geological materials from the earth. For example (listed for non-miners) some other materials used by the Ancient might include that which is from ore bodies, or veins.
And so for minor students of the Ancient, materials recovered by mining include those mentioned (oil, gas, salt, coal, water), and sandstone, limestone, shale, bauxite, copper, gold, silver, diamonds, iron, lead, magnesite, nickel, phosphate, tin, uranium, and molybdenum, to name a few. Thus indeed, elementary correct, any material that cannot be grown from agricultural processes or artificially made in a laboratory or factory, is usually mined.
Now that minor Wellmann has reminded us of what the mining of minerals is all about, we can confidently continue with the Ancient investigation, the History of Stone Age mineral mining of fascinating Cretaceous chalk (a limestone mineral), the Cretaceous cover of Southern England. This is the site of Mesolithic mined Stonehenge and Neolithic mined Woodhenge, as well as the site of the current largest mineral field in Western Europe.
http://www.ougswessex.fsnet.co.uk/rep2001/WytchFarm.html
Want to study Denke’s Carboniferous Limestone
in Silbury Hill now, or go back to the Heelstone?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silbury_Hill
We forgot, Sorry.
(They don’t like links)
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Silbury Hill Basal Carboniferous Limestone
Silbury Hill Basal Carboniferous Limestone
Silbury Hill Basal Carboniferous Limestone
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http://hypography.com/forums/theology-forum/12896-seven-heads-ten-horns-6.html#post219722
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbhistory/F2233812?thread=5426539&skip=40&show=20
http://www.nopc.info/forum/showthread.php?p=1008443#post1008443
http://hypography.com/forums/theology-forum/12946-god-2.html
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Regards,
GDenke
Regards,
GDenke
I’m feeling abit thick Garry as I just dont get your posts here,
(I did however LOL at cliffy and ebabes hillarous hijacks :laugh_at: )
all I know is that Challice well has magical water
I smashed my face up between a bench and a megalithic (?sp) rock on Glastonbury Tor, aged around 8,
(was running to me dad – sitting on a bench, as I thought the sheep were gonna eat me :you_crazy )
[IMG]http://www.megalithic.co.uk/a558/a312/gallery/England/Somerset/tor2.JPG[/IMG]
(found this photo on line googleing megalilthic rock glastonbury tor, so I guess me dad knew what he was talkinh about – telling me the rock was living, got me head stuck in the bench )
and instead of taking me to hospital like most parents would they took me to challice well to bathe my smashed up face in the water,
and…… healed really quickly and no scars
go there every time I’m around the area and drink the water, stays cold no matter what the temperature is
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