3 men are sittin in a sauna, an American, a Japanese and an Irishman. they heard a BLEEP sound and the American touches his arm and says thats my pager, I got a microchip under my skin. next a phone rings and the jap lifts his palm to his ear and says I have a micro chip in my hand. The Irish man feeling very low-tech goes to the loo and comes back with toilet paper hangin from his arse.
he says ‘oh jaysus, wutcha look at that , im gettin a fax’
