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Tired of twisting that fork to wrap the pasta around it? The Pasta Fork solves that problem for you. You just put your fingers at the top, push down and its corkscrew design makes the pasta twirl around its tines automagically.
If you have sticky fingers, it might not work too well, so you might want to have a tube of K-Y Jelly nearby, just in case. Could get messy, and who says twirling pasta around a fork is so difficult, anyway? See for yourself if these screwy forks enhance your quality of life.
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surely with that butter stick youll get loads of crumbs stuck in it and an inconsiderate family member putting it away with them all over it … erghhh i hate crumbs in butter …
* Further assistance for the noodle-eater-in-a-hurry It is fundamental to Oriental cuisine that noodle soups are always served at a temperature at which they are infeasibly hot. The admirable reason is consumer choice; the diner can decide when his or her noodle have cooled sufficiently to be deemed palatable. But today, when time is money and money is scarce, not everyone can afford to wait around for noodles to cool. Frantic blowing is both undignified and limited in its effectiveness. The Automated Noddle Cooler is the answer. A compact fan, it fits tidily towards the holding end of one of a pair of chopsticks.
The Noodle Coller can also be adapted to fit spoons and forks, and hence combat the problem of too-hot food as it arises in other cultures.
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no i might just be nit picking … but wouldnt some inconsiderate family member beside you be spraying the liquid from these amazingly hot noodles at you …
hmmmm….. maybe best to use this invention while sat in a large box or cubicle then..
itd be the craziest restaurant design in the world …
there are doubtless plenty of businessmen in Singapore and Japan who actually work in such cubicles and eat on their own (as I suspected, this device is Japanese :laugh_at:)
I have just ordered a t shirt,it is printed on the front in spaghetti writing
“Touretti spaghetti” “little pasta letters in tomato fucking sauce” lol
“Touretti spaghetti” “little pasta letters in tomato fucking sauce” lol
:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at: nice one 🙂
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