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^^omid ftw ….
my dad was driving his car to work yesterday and noticed he was running out of petoral .. he stop to get some and spilt a bit on his sleave . then drove off .. lighting a ciggerette his arm caught alight .. franticaly waveing his arms out the window to his relief he spotted a police car and shouted over to them “help help” ….. after the flames where out he went to thank the policemen when they arested him …
he got done for having fire arms!!!!
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hahah thats well funny
yeah ..my dad told me that like it was true .. i got well worryed .. then all fucked off at the police and shit..it was like a real convosation .. he w8ted till i asked him .. wtf did the cunts arest you for ..b4 he droped the punch line … haha
haha nice one mate, I hope you realize i’m going to steal your joke and palm it off as my own at work tomorrow! 😉
knock your self out … no realy i meen that .. lal
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dr bunsen sry to hijack your tread but hemel .. you avitar vid is sick … notice that suspect girl in the drak green hoody [EDIT] a quater of the way through in the fore ground? …lal …if not av a look
Mate is it that bird covering her mouth up?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26R0jJx4FJo
Get a bigger vid here, I was at this party it was fucking awesome!
yeah her lal … i been trying to figure out wtf she is doing all day….
and i been watching it on youtube n e way .. phat tune also
Mate it was a wicked party i fucking loved every minute of it even the part when i tripped and fell in a bush but i was so fucked i made it into my own little palace!:wink:
haha yeah loving that … i went to a moot party some where in sufolk a few years back ..my best one ever …went with a m8 from notingham i never see much and another good friend … turned up and after a few hours the ob arived .. couldn’t do shit cos it was huge ..there was about 5….6 sound systems there and some smaller rigs out of vans and shit … they had a copter flying round for hours with a spot light on the rave .. it was mad .. when the spot light hit ppl they all put there arms in the air and started dancing to the copchopper hahaha…..
oh yeah the reason i mentioned that rave was cos i fell into some barbed wire trying to find one of the sound systems …. and spent the next few hours running up and down telling ppl to look out for the barbed wire pointing at my cuts going .. “you see .. you see what it did to me” hahaha
Lol i can imagine that! At least the people were warned innit!:wink:
Im well up for raving soon:bounce_flraaa:bounce_g:
yeah man .. i not been out proper for a year or two O.o
having bad withdrawals lol… i only got to listern to pop idle or w/e the fuck its called now to make me wanna be at one with the tunes and go raveing .. thats how bad its got lawl
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