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October 3, 2006 at 11:25 am

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Angel

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Life-saving standard ‘airbags’
Saved By The Boobs

Updated: 11:27, Tuesday October 03, 2006

A woman in Bulgaria has survived a violent car crash thanks to her fake boobs.

The silicone cushions in the 24-year-old’s breasts allowed them to act as an airbag when she smashed into another vehicle.

The Standart newspaper reported the crash happened at a busy crossroads in the town of Ruse.

It said the woman, who has not been named, had driven straight through a red traffic light, ploughing into the other car.

A witness was quoted as saying: “The two cars were crumpled past recognition in the crash but the woman’s silicone breasts acted as airbags and saved her life.”

But the woman did not escape unscathed. Her implants ruptured and burst in the crash.

raaa raaa raaa raaa raaa raaa
October 3, 2006 at 11:33 am

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stax

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glad to see things did’nt go tits up
October 3, 2006 at 4:58 pm

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Raj

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:weee: :weee: :weee:
October 4, 2006 at 12:38 pm

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Sound-Guy

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But the woman did not escape unscathed. Her implants ruptured and burst in the crash

Must have been messy:laugh_at:
October 4, 2006 at 11:02 pm

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chillidog

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:laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at:
October 5, 2006 at 12:13 am

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miss bassets

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww:yakk:
October 5, 2006 at 9:59 am

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phantom

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Awwwww!!!!!

I remember one accident similar to this this… was not saved by the boob… he was saved by his big belly! har har har
October 5, 2006 at 5:53 pm

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greengurll

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Someone I know was in a serious car crash but saved from head injuries by his dreads.
October 5, 2006 at 5:54 pm

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Raj

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how did that work? [forgive my lack of imagination 😉 but i cant see how]
October 5, 2006 at 6:28 pm

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greengurll

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You calling me a waffler?

Basically he was sitting in the passenger seat with his really long phat dreadlocks covering his face (I think he was palm-rolling them or perhaps he was passed out). The car crashed, his face flew towards the dashboard, but his hair cushioned the blow.

I did not witness these events first hand but was told them by a reliable source.
Believe it or not I dont care. This thread is about the fantastical story of a womans fake boobs saving her life, apparently.
October 5, 2006 at 6:32 pm

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Raj

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no i was admitting a serious lack of imagination:groucho::groucho::groucho:

now that you explained it sounds totally plausible:weee:

i had just thought he was driving and couldnt get my head round it:crazy:

and yes it was a fantasy like story which is why i put it up in the humuor section 😉

no offense intended :flowers:
October 5, 2006 at 6:35 pm

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Angel

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Raj wrote:

and yes it was a fantasy like story which is why i put it up in the humuor section 😉

No you didnt..I did :groucho: :groucho: :groucho:
October 5, 2006 at 6:35 pm

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greengurll

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No offence taken, seriously.
i like to act the outraged princess every now and again.
:love:
October 5, 2006 at 6:37 pm

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Angel

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October 5, 2006 at 6:40 pm

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