@barrettone 542055 wrote:
“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” – Ron White
But I prefer lemon merengue pie and I’d rather use the taters for roasting.
I believe in everything until it’s disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it’s all in your mind.
Who’s to say that dreams and nightmares aren’t as real as the here and now? -John Lennon
@MR207 545073 wrote:
I believe in everything until it’s disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it’s all in your mind.
Who’s to say that dreams and nightmares aren’t as real as the here and now? -John Lennon
Yeah but you got to remember he took a lot of acid
@Mezz 545076 wrote:
Yeah but you got to remember he took a lot of acid
Still some truth in it
Cherish Your Life
See what I see
A few bite size pearls of wisdom
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life……… it goes on
Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans
Anyone can face a crisis, it’s day to day living that wears you out
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing
A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails
If you don’t have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?
Time is what we want most, but what we use worst
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where’d you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut’s tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
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