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  • A guy walks into his doctor’s office to have his eyes checked. The doctor finally calls him back and gives him a once over.

    “Mr. Jones, you’ve got to stop masturbating.” The doctor said.

    “Why doctor! Am I going blind?!” Mr. Jones cried out.

    “No, Mr. Jones, but you’re upsetting everyone in the waiting room.” Doctor says.

    eheh eheh ehehhhhh……..

    yeah, it is funny

    not too funny.

    L>M>F>A>O:lol_dork::lol_fast::lol_fast::lol_teeth:lol_up::lol_teeth:lol_up::lol_fast::lol_dork:

    A GUY WALKS INTO THE DOCTORS AND SAYS DOC MY SEX LIFE IS SHOCKING AND MY WIFE IS THINKING OF LEAVING ME
    THE DOC SAYS ” WELL LET ME HAVE A LOOK AT YOU ” AFTER DROPPING HIS PANTS AND TAKING A LOOK THE DOC PRONOUNCES ” WELL I CAN SEE THE PROBLEM ITS NOT FIT TO PLEASE ANYONE “
    ” DO YOU DRINK PINTS OF LAGER? ” ASKED THE DOC. ” YES MOST NIGHTS I HAVE A COUPLE ” REPLIED THE MAN
    ” WELL THATS THE CAUSE LAGER MAKES THINGS SHRIVEL AND SHRINK, WHAT YOU NEED IS GUINNESS IT WILL PUT THE STEEL BACK IN YOUR ROD ” THE DOC TELLS THE MAN.
    AFTER SEVERAL WEEKS THE MAN RETURNS AND THE DOC ASKS ” SO HOWS YOUR SEX LIFE AND HOW MANY GUINNESS DO YOU DRINK “
    HE REPLIES ” DOC MY WIFE AND I HAVEN’T SHAGGED LIKE THIS SINCE WE’VE BEEN MARRIED, ITS BLOODY FANTASTIC BUT I’M NOT DRINKING GUINNESS “
    THE DOC GIVES HIM A PUZZLED LOOK TO WHICH THE MAN REPLIES ” NO I HAVE THE MISSUS ON PINTS OF LAGER “

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