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Steve Irwin gets attacked by a fish and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, “Someone should go and tell his wife.” Bluey says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.” Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.
Bruce says, “Where did you get that, Bluey?”
“Steve’s wife gave it to me,” Bluey replies.
“That’s unbelievable, you told Sheila her husband was dead and she gives you beer?”
“Well not exactly,” Bluey says. “When she answered the door, I said to her, ‘You must be Steve’s widow’.
She said, ‘No, I’m not a widow.’ And I said, ‘I’ll bet you a case of Fosters you are’.
steve irwin arrives at the pearly gates St peter says to him “you look tanned even for an aussie” to wich steve replys yea i was out catching some rays just before coming here
Bruce says, “Where did you get that, Bluey?”
“Steve’s wife gave it to me,” Bluey replies.
“That’s unbelievable, you told Sheila her husband was dead and she gives you beer?”
“Well not exactly,” Bluey says. “When she answered the door, I said to her, ‘You must be Steve’s widow’.
She said, ‘No, I’m not a widow.’ And I said, ‘I’ll bet you a case of Fosters you are’.
Nice, but a mate from work said when he went to australia there was no fosters in sight. They hadent even heard of it! 100% British apparently but good joke none the less
…I thought Foster’s was Australian??
How did it get the whole association?
hehe yep its a load of bull. ive got friends over there too and you just wont find australians drinking it. LoL.
That’s a dark joke but It made me laugh. :yakk: :yakk:
Peace, love and unity.
have some respect to Steve. I know, cracking some jokes won’t change anything, but it’s more than dark joke.
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