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  • A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

    Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

    “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

    Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

    “He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off,” said a pal.

    “That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with.”

    Toothy raccoon bit off man’s penis | The Sun |News

    LOL!!! Dirty c*nt!!! :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:


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      Got what he deserved :laugh_at::laugh_at:

      has he not heard of gaffer tape

      tape the furry little shits mouth up before you give it a good seeing to

      schoolboy error tbh


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        @boothy 318015 wrote:

        has he not heard of gaffer tape

        tape the furry little shits mouth up before you give it a good seeing to

        schoolboy error tbh

        you seem to be educated on said topic of raping racoons.

        lmao at dis guy..

        racoon raping seem to be all the rage nowdays

        @DaftFader 318048 wrote:

        racoon raping seem to be all the rage nowdays

        quote of the day.
        quote of the week.
        quote of the year.
        quote of the decade.
        quote of the century.

        you sir, are a winner.

        dead racoons don’t say no

        [YT]hrhN2vFHsTk[/YT]

        im just proud it wasnt garry denke that this story was about

        p0lygon-Window;318079 wrote:
        im just proud it wasnt garry denke that this story was about

        Garry’s probably a jedi master in Raccoon fucking.

        heh probaly!!?

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