The "blonde jokes" thread

[1 terz_06 @terz_06 Member]

lol u lot make me laf blonds aint that bad we myt b dumb but fukin ell lol well talk soon ppl lv terz x x

[1 playgirllolly @playgirllolly Member]

im blonde thx any jokes bout burenettes
:groucho:

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

I’m blond too :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

:groucho:

[1 665 @665 Member]

Strangely,Angel,I think I new that before you told….

raaa

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

Am I that bad :hopeless::hopeless:

[1 665 @665 Member]

:groucho:

Hope you understand I was joking…By the way,are the blonde jokes popular in Denmark,where I think they are a majority of blondes?

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

We have a lot of blondes here..

But if we can’t laugh at ourself,Denmark would be a sad place :groucho:

I love blonde jokes :weee:

Do you have any ??

[1 665 @665 Member]

Two blondes are in their Mini Cooper,driving into the countryside,when they see two other blondes trying to row,their boat in the middle of a field…

One the driving blondes:

_It’s because of this kind of stupid girls,that everybody is laughing about blondes……..

……If I knew how to swim,I would slap them!!!!

(excuse me for the english,but translating jokes is an hard exercise…hope you understand(and laugh))

[1 So not a good look @so-not-a-good-look Member]

There was once a magic mirroe,that if you stood in front of it and told the truth would grant you one wish,however if you told a lie “Whoosh” the mirror would swallow you up never to be seen again,A red head of moderate looks stood in front of the mirror and said “I think I am the most beautifull woman in the world” WHOOSH! the mirror swallowed her up.a day later a rather overweight Brunnette stands in front of the mirror and says “i think I am nicely slim” WHOOSH! the mirror swallows her up,the next day a Blonde stands in front of the Mirror and says “I think… WHOOSH!

[1 So not a good look @so-not-a-good-look Member]

665 wrote:

(excuse me for the english,but translating jokes is an hard exercise…hope you understand(and laugh))

I do and I am:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

Great jokes guys

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

[1 So not a good look @so-not-a-good-look Member]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!” The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, “You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little shit on your knee.”

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

Good one :laugh_at: :laugh_at:

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The blonde test taker

A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.

During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.

“I finished the exam in a half hour,” she replies. “Now I’m rechecking my answers.”

[1 665 @665 Member]

:laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at:

Good to laugh so much!!!!!The ventriloquist one is one of the best I’ve ever heard…..

[1 So not a good look @so-not-a-good-look Member]

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