As some of you may know there is a UK wide census coming around very soon…
Interestingly, if instead of binning the thing, enough people were to put down a religion that isn’t mentioned on the census form then that “new” religion would become fully recognised and legal…
Even more interestingly, it only takes about 10,000 people to nominate the same religion in order for it to achieve this new status.. and today, unlike at the time of the last census, we’re all on the internet…
So what to do about it?
Anyone who does not have a dominant religion is being asked to put “Jedi” as their religion in the appropriate box on the census form.
Once recognised as a genuine religion, it will, of course, be time to nominate certain prehistoric sites as places of “Jedi” worship (and perhaps somewhat less prehistoric clubs and pubs too?!) any persecution of “Jedi” members – for attending these sites – will then be instances of Religious persecution, the closure of “Jedi” pubs will be frowned upon, live “Jedi” music will have to be permitted, and so on……
Send this on to all your contacts and suggest they do the same…
REMEMBER:: On the Census form, in the religion box, you’re a Jedi
[This message has been edited by Dr Bunsen (edited 09 April 2001).]
