Published: Thu, 13 Oct 2005 15:14:45 EST
…there was still no sun.
Fifth consecutive day of rain.
I want to die. Looks like I’ll burn in hell –
Report: 92 Percent Of Souls In Hell There On Drug Charges
HELL—A report released Monday by the Afterlife Civil Liberties Union indicates that nine out of 10 souls currently serving in Hell were condemned on drug-related sins.
“Hell was created to keep dangerous sinners off the gold-paved streets of Heaven,” ACLU spokesman Barry Horowitz said. “But lately, it’s become a clearing-house for the non-evil souls that Heaven doesn’t know how to deal with.”
The disproportionate number of drug offenders in Hell is a result of God’s “get tough” drug policy of the 80s A.D., imposed after Roman emperor Domitian Flavius introduced opium to his people. God’s detractors say His reactionary “one sin and you’re out” rule places too harsh a penalty on venial drug users.
Posted by Melissa Milam.
