A farmer is gossiping over a fence to his neighbour…
“I must do something about that new dog of mine – he will chase any passer-by on a bicycle”..
His neighbour says..
“What are you going to do with him then? Give him to the dogs’ home, or sell him in the local free ads?”
The farmer replies…
“Nah, nothing as drastic as that – I’m just going to confiscate his bicycle until he behaves….”
