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ONE of Suffolk’s most famous farmers is taking a rash measure to ensure his precious pigs are protected when he hosts a music festival on his land next month.
To help protect the animals’ ears over the weekend, Jimmy has been testing out some special ear protectors, although his award-winning pigs were not so keen on the idea.
He said: “The last thing we want to do is disturb the farm’s most important residents – the pigs.”
That is brilliant! Although wouldn’t it be kinder to let the pigs have their own dance space and give them quality mdma.
Just a thought.
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@DJCliffy 344341 wrote:
That is brilliant! Although wouldn’t it be kinder to let the pigs have their own dance space and give them quality mdma.
Just a thought.
:weee:
under Defra animal welfare rules (no kidding I used to work there) farmers are obliged to give pigs sufficient leisure space, and some do get music in their enclosures. Others are encouraged to play a form of soccer as exercise!
unfortunately EU laws also make it illegal to sell the meat from animals which have had too much drugs in them. This is a shame, as you could otherwise buy a pack of sausages, and then get a buzz on after tea (might be a bit rough on the stomach though :laugh_at:)
@the1log 344346 wrote:
I wouldn’t offer a pig MDMA if I was you he might slap the cuffs on you LOL
:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at: Yeah man might have to rethink that approach.
That would be pretty cool though, seeing a cop in uniform buzzing his tits off raving it up!
Could be a good little skit there! 😉
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