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This is from a real parish council report from a local Suffolk village. I have merely removed the location and the co-ordinators name (they’ve already called the feds on my mates before for trying to do a hall party!) – note the order in which each incident is discussed
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it was the same kind a thing when I lived in Painswick in Glos
however after a quick google of pumkin theft (yes I’m bored:wink: ) it seems quite a popular thing around halloween
When someone stole pumpkins from a patch at the ** Nursery School last weekend,
they really took more than pumpkins.
The preschoolers had planted and nurtured their pumpkins and then learned, earlier than they should have to, that there are nasty people in the world.
On the brighter side, the kids also know there are good and generous people in the world, too, because by midday Friday, you had to stand in line if you wanted to donate pumpkins at the school.
They were rolling in pumpkins, just hours after The Gazette hit the streets with the story.
Three Chagrin Falls teens were arrested last week after they allegedly stole six pumpkins from an Everton Avenue home.
The teens — an 18-year-old woman, a 17-year-old boy and a 17-year-old girl — planned on using the pumpkins in the annual Chagrin Falls Pumpkin Roll.
The theft occurred at 10:15 p.m. Oct. 14 but wasn’t reported to Solon police until Oct. 20.
The victim caught the teens’ images on a security video camera. He took the recording to Chagrin Falls school administrators, who identified the teens.
Subsequently, the teens were caught stealing pumpkins in Chagrin Falls and were arrested by Chagrin Falls police.
its a dangerous business stealing pumpkins…..
A jury deadlocked Friday in the murder trial of a Buena Park homeowner who shot and killed a 17-year-old neighbor who attempted to steal a plastic Halloween pumpkin from his front lawn.
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