More noticable symptoms is the squirrels dramatic weight loss and it’s request for ‘any spare change for a coffee?’
Courtesy of FHM this one
President Bush wishes to discover the efficiencey of his law enforcement agencies so thus finds a large patch of woodland. He divides the land into 3 equal sections and releases a red squirrel in each section. He then calls for the FBI, the CIA and the New York Police Department and explains to each senior that in their designated woodland roams a red squirrel, and they must capture it by the end of the week. ‘Ok boys’ says Bush. ‘I’ll be back in a week to see how you’ve done’
President Bush returns a week later to find his enforcement agencies lines up ready to give him a briefing. ‘Okay FBI man, what have you got for me?’ asks Bush. ‘Sir!’, he says, ‘We have agents out in the field right now and have done door to door searches of the local residents but currently the red squirrel is still at large’
‘Not bad’, says Bush ‘What have you got for me CIA man?’ ‘Sir!’ he says, ‘We decided to consult an agent for grey ops’ and from there hands bush a clear envelope with some black residue in it. ‘This Mr President is what we believe to be the remains of the red squirrel’
‘Good going my fellow American’ says Bush ‘what do you have for me NYPD man?’ The overweight senior who’s standing confident with a donut a coffee in his hands shouts, ‘Okay boys, bring him out!’ From the trailer comes out two rookies who have handcuffed between then a black and white badger whose all bruised, cut up and bleeding from the nose. One of the rookies jabs the badger in the ribs with his nightstick and say’s, ‘Here, you tell Mr President what you told us.’
The badger shouts ‘I am a red squirrel, I am a red squirrel’
