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  • as all the junk food of London makes the pigeons hyperactive, and they start doing acrobatics and jumping over the rats :laugh_at:

    I don’t see what the problem is though, you could set up a Tesco value circus and keep the kids entertained :laugh_at:

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    :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

    if I lived there I’d call the council and complain it was species discrimination, rats are animals too…I saw a film about sewer rats and they were really well organised, the male and female both share the duties of raising the offspring, better than many human familes!

    I actually saluted a big fat rat I saw running in the gutter in Portman Road – I though as people salute magpies here for luck, why not salute a rat? :laugh_at:

    i saw a woman/man near portman road.. about 60, disgustingly hideous and quite large, in like.. mini hotpants and a far too low cut top with no bra. it was – fucking hideous! i was leaning over one of the big plant pot things outside one of the offices half gagging my guts out and half pissing myself as my mate was on the phone to his girlfriend and dropped his phone in disbelief as we walked past ‘it’ :laugh_at:

    so the moral of this story is: avoid portman road – guys saluting rats with honor, and hideous drags!

    To be fair the rat (an impressive very healthy specimen with sleek fur) was one of the most dignified things I had seen in that part of town. and unlike the badger it did not nearly cause a collision.

    other than geriatric hookers (or maybe CID on undercover business) its a good place for urban wildlife, seen several foxes and even a cat what waited at the foot of the bobby robson statue for a bit (like a story I read of a yappy dog what would visit his masters grave) perhaps his family are all ITFC supporters :laugh_at:

    :laugh_at: have you saluted a badger too then?

    nah, but I nearly crashed into it 20mph… ran straight out into my path on a unlit country rode (this is why there are 3 independent sets of lights on my bike!). It was a massive badger too, about the size of a bull terrier…

    lol @ this thread … actualy made me cry with laughter :laugh_at: :love:

    @General Lighting 359406 wrote:

    nah, but I nearly crashed into it 20mph… ran straight out into my path on a unlit country rode (this is why there are 3 independent sets of lights on my bike!). It was a massive badger too, about the size of a bull terrier…

    :laugh_at::laugh_at:

    YouTube – The Badger Song

    is that the magic mushroom/snake song? lol

    i heard some one mix that into a hardcore set once .. was well funny! 😀

    @joshd96320 359370 wrote:

    i saw a woman/man near portman road.. about 60, disgustingly hideous and quite large, in like.. mini hotpants and a far too low cut top with no bra. it was – fucking hideous!

    I’d only come to say hello Josh :cry::cry:

    @Tank Girl 359534 wrote:

    I’d only come to say hello Josh :cry::cry:

    :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at: that would imply i have some of those traits..

    oh shit.

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