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    thats sweet :bigsmile:

    Loved the look on the other cats faces, we may think they look similar but something instinctual must have kicked in a long the lines of “that thing is either going to fuck me or eat me, not happy about either result” :groucho:

    mudstomper wrote:
    Loved the look on the other cats faces, we may think they look similar but something instinctual must have kicked in a long the lines of “that thing is either going to fuck me or eat me, not happy about either result” :groucho:

    :laugh_at:

    awww i want a tiger cub

    i just noticed your post count raj
    ?!?!?!?
    how the fuck did u manage that in the time uve been on PV?!

    spark_plug wrote:
    i just noticed your post count raj
    ?!?!?!?
    how the fuck did u manage that in the time uve been on PV?!

    I talk a lot 😉

    :crazy_fre raaa raaa raaa

    :love: :weee:

    ADORABLE!!

    I WANT ONE! =O

    ^_^

    fookin hell, i wonder what the neighbours thought of that! :laugh_at: I would have a heart attack if that thing came over the fence, check out the size of the paws…

    I kinda object to them being kept in a zoo, but i guess we have passed the time when such sentiments are appropriate. :hopeless:

    :love: ahhhh bless

    marcusblanc wrote:
    fookin hell, i wonder what the neighbours thought of that! :laugh_at: I would have a heart attack if that thing came over the fence, check out the size of the paws…

    I kinda object to them being kept in a zoo, but i guess we have passed the time when such sentiments are appropriate. :hopeless:

    I suppose they do serve a purpose in keeping certain species alive etc but last time I took my ex and her kids to Colchester I found the place really disturbing, just wanted to let everything loose, ok that probably would have meant the chimps hurling penguins at the ‘tangs and the very pissed off siberean tiger killing everything in sight but you get my drift……

    I was surprised the vet nurse was allowed to take the tiger cub home with her, but I expect the safari park paid for her tiger license

    TBH I think its an amusing publicity stunt for the safari par. The tiger will be eventually too large to keep indoors but its worth hand-rearing a healthy specimen of a white Bengal Tiger – its pretty much guaranteed a cushty existence as a stud….

    mudstomper wrote:
    I suppose they do serve a purpose in keeping certain species alive etc but last time I took my ex and her kids to Colchester I found the place really disturbing, just wanted to let everything loose, ok that probably would have meant the chimps hurling penguins at the ‘tangs and the very pissed off siberean tiger killing everything in sight but you get my drift……

    Colchester wasn’t the best of zoos, I think they may even have got a bit of a bollocking from Defra in recent years about the conditions there, and have been made to invest in more space (or it changed ownership recently)
    I went there a few years back and had much the same ideas, except I thought the cages could be used to put families in in sink estates, the apes moved into the estate instead, and it would be fun to set the tiger on chav gangs.

    I expect though it would result in us getting in trouble for the tigers bad diet, and the orangutans and chimps leading a march on Tendring Council offices to complain about the bad conditions and that at least stuff got fixed on time in the Zoo..

    marcusblanc wrote:
    fookin hell, i wonder what the neighbours thought of that! :laugh_at: I would have a heart attack if that thing came over the fence, check out the size of the paws…

    in some parts of the world the big cats squat your house anyway..

    Quote:
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Narad Barad, a resident of Arnej village in Kodinar taluka found a leopard in his house when he woke up on Thursday. He immediately vacated the house and informed the forest officials. In a separate incident in Mundia-Ravni village near Visavadar town, another leopard entered a house on Friday, which was caught by the forest officials.[/FONT]

    I think some of the Forestry Commission lot from here should be given a transfer to India, maybe they might not be so worried about ravers after helping catch and release leopards (think what it is like taking an unwilling cat to the vet…)

    http://cities.expressindia.com/fullstory.php?newsid=250845

    ‘He immediately vacated the house…’ :laugh_at:

    I’ll bet he did!

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