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must cost her a lot in cat food..
Loved the look on the other cats faces, we may think they look similar but something instinctual must have kicked in a long the lines of “that thing is either going to fuck me or eat me, not happy about either result” :groucho:
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awww i want a tiger cub
i just noticed your post count raj
?!?!?!?
how the fuck did u manage that in the time uve been on PV?!
I talk a lot 😉
:crazy_fre raaa raaa raaa
:love: :weee:
ADORABLE!!
I WANT ONE! =O
^_^
fookin hell, i wonder what the neighbours thought of that! :laugh_at: I would have a heart attack if that thing came over the fence, check out the size of the paws…
I kinda object to them being kept in a zoo, but i guess we have passed the time when such sentiments are appropriate. :hopeless:
I kinda object to them being kept in a zoo, but i guess we have passed the time when such sentiments are appropriate. :hopeless:
I suppose they do serve a purpose in keeping certain species alive etc but last time I took my ex and her kids to Colchester I found the place really disturbing, just wanted to let everything loose, ok that probably would have meant the chimps hurling penguins at the ‘tangs and the very pissed off siberean tiger killing everything in sight but you get my drift……
I was surprised the vet nurse was allowed to take the tiger cub home with her, but I expect the safari park paid for her tiger license
TBH I think its an amusing publicity stunt for the safari par. The tiger will be eventually too large to keep indoors but its worth hand-rearing a healthy specimen of a white Bengal Tiger – its pretty much guaranteed a cushty existence as a stud….
Colchester wasn’t the best of zoos, I think they may even have got a bit of a bollocking from Defra in recent years about the conditions there, and have been made to invest in more space (or it changed ownership recently)
I went there a few years back and had much the same ideas, except I thought the cages could be used to put families in in sink estates, the apes moved into the estate instead, and it would be fun to set the tiger on chav gangs.
I expect though it would result in us getting in trouble for the tigers bad diet, and the orangutans and chimps leading a march on Tendring Council offices to complain about the bad conditions and that at least stuff got fixed on time in the Zoo..
in some parts of the world the big cats squat your house anyway..
I think some of the Forestry Commission lot from here should be given a transfer to India, maybe they might not be so worried about ravers after helping catch and release leopards (think what it is like taking an unwilling cat to the vet…)
‘He immediately vacated the house…’ :laugh_at:
I’ll bet he did!
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