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the dibble up there tasered a bull-terrier (it has turned on its own owner), and sent this report from the press office..
A spokesman for Lancashire Police said: “The dog has now been taken to the police station for further inquiries to be made.
“It is possibly a Staffordshire Bull Terrier, which is a lawful breed to have.”
I’ve now got an image of this mutt sat down on a chair with its paws tied together, and two CID saying
“look, you had better explain exactly what went on here and what sort of dog you are or all three of us are going to Mr Wongs restaurant, and only two are gonna be coming back.”
and maybe later on..
Young naive bobby : “That was really sound of the DI to treat us all to a Chinese meal, but I have to say the meat in this Special Fried Rice is a bit tough and greasy”
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I’ve now got an image of this mutt sat down on a chair with its paws tied together, and two CID saying
“look, you had better explain exactly what went on here and what sort of dog you are or all three of us are going to Mr Wongs restaurant, and only two are gonna be coming back.”
and maybe later on..
Young naive bobby : “That was really sound of the DI to treat us all to a Chinese meal, but I have to say the meat in this Special Fried Rice is a bit tough and greasy”
:laugh_at:
:laugh_at:
hahaha thats too funny
:you_crazy
hahahahaha
i know a few chinese places that would probably accept the offer, or rumoured they would, personally i dont like chinese food really, i normally go for indian
i know a few chinese places that would probably accept the offer, or rumoured they would, personally i dont like chinese food really, i normally go for indian
we joke that the chineese up the road from me gets there ducks from the pond across the road :laugh_at:
hahahaha oh god that reminds me
theres the same joke in a town near me, and i believed it and told it as a serious story, bloody hell i got the piss tooken out of me :laugh_at:
Once i fell ill with food poisoning from a Chinese once. I swear my meal contained cats and dogs! There was a big scandal in the area where peoples pets were vanishing! fucking sick man! :yakk:
a friend of mine said thats years ago a take away were using cat meat in the curries:yakk: (I hope it aint true…poor kitties)
It was a Chinese “aunt” (not actually a blood relative) who said “aiyaa, dog very tough and greasy, but “heaty” (i.e warms you up) in winter”.
Westerners would notice dog or cat meat instantly for this reason (unless they were used to eating poor quality meat). Carnivores aren’t as tasty.
I did laugh though at a Guardian travel report where the Chinese managed to get one of the Grauniads yogurt weaving reporters (doign the low cost backpacking thing) to wolf down (sorry) a entire bowl of spicy dog meat and noodles before realising that it was
in the richer Chinese communities such as Singapore, Malaysia and South China they now are more likely to keep dogs as pets, either small yappy ones (which are not worth eating) or “western” type breeds.
Some middle aged Chinese women actually formed one of the first animal rights groups in Shanghai, and busted all the windows of the dog meat restaurant.
These are the sort of women what carry their dogs like in the West, except you are talking about a 5 foot chinese woman carrying a full size border collie under her arm fairly effortlessly. The cops left them to smash the windows :laugh_at:
Westerners would notice dog or cat meat instantly for this reason (unless they were used to eating poor quality meat). Carnivores aren’t as tasty.
I did laugh though at a Guardian travel report where the Chinese managed to get one of the Grauniads yogurt weaving reporters (doign the low cost backpacking thing) to wolf down (sorry) a entire bowl of spicy dog meat and noodles before realising that it was
in the richer Chinese communities such as Singapore, Malaysia and South China they now are more likely to keep dogs as pets, either small yappy ones (which are not worth eating) or “western” type breeds.
Some middle aged Chinese women actually formed one of the first animal rights groups in Shanghai, and busted all the windows of the dog meat restaurant.
These are the sort of women what carry their dogs like in the West, except you are talking about a 5 foot chinese woman carrying a full size border collie under her arm fairly effortlessly. The cops left them to smash the windows :laugh_at:
:biggreen:
Makes no sense to me… OK us Westerners may not eat dog meat, but in terms of animal rights, how is eating a dog different to eating any other animal?
Cos dogs are cuter than a cow.
yeah, imagine havin a pet cow… imagine the size of the ‘cow flap’ on the back door
they aren’t as tasty and are more appealling to humans as companions.
there is also a trend amongst Chinese to imitate fashions in England – down here the old Chinese guys dress like Suffolk farmers and buy local produce.
They do also have a lot of admiration for British engineering and innovation (why else did they buy Rover when no one else wanted it, not even British investiors?)
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