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  • boothy wrote:
    i’d eat a greyhound if you gave me a fiver

    really?

    JonnyQuest wrote:
    possibly, but greyhounds arnt really furry and they dont look very tasty at all

    not much meat on them 😉

    cathdreadhead wrote:
    really?

    well last week i downed a pint consistin of lager, gin, ale, vinegar, salt, pepper, tomato ketchup, tobasco, mayonaise and wax for £10.

    i am VERY skint at the moment, i’d probly fuck vanessa feltz for 20 :laugh_at:

    boothy wrote:
    i am VERY skint at the moment, i’d probly fuck vanessa feltz for 20 :laugh_at:

    fuck me – what’d you do for £50??

    Tank Girl wrote:
    fuck me – what’d you do for £50??

    2 guys, 1 vanessa feltz?

    boothy wrote:
    2 guys, 1 vanessa feltz?

    boothy boothy boothy –

    thats just not right…… :hopeless:

    it should atleast include jeremy klye and some aminal…… surley?

    Tank Girl wrote:
    boothy boothy boothy –

    thats just not right…… :hopeless:

    it should atleast include jeremy klye and some aminal…… surley?

    it’d cost more for me to sleep with jeremy kyle on account of me wantin to punch his lights out for being a horrible man who takes advantage of under-privalidged people who are havin problems in their life and uses them to make a quick buck by humiliatin them on national telly, exploitin bastard

    i could throw maggie thatcher into the mix though
    and maybe pat from eastenders
    oooh and heather from easters too

    this could be going somewhere

    i’m gonna go to college tommorow and rent my body out for cash/drugs/food

    boothy wrote:
    it’d cost more for me to sleep with jeremy kyle on account of me wantin to punch his lights out for being a horrible man who takes advantage of under-privalidged people who are havin problems in their life and uses them to make a quick buck by humiliatin them on national telly, exploitin bastard

    i could throw maggie thatcher into the mix though
    and maybe pat from eastenders
    oooh and heather from easters too

    this could be going somewhere

    i’m gonna go to college tommorow and rent my body out for cash/drugs/food

    jeremy kyle is a cunt :hopeless:

    I like pat and esp her earings

    heather is abit too much for me

    renting … well depends how much you get as to whether its worht it 😉

    Tank Girl wrote:
    fuck me – what’d you do for £50??

    i hope your not prepositioning boothy there :laugh_at:


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      boothy;210089 wrote:
      i’d eat a greyhound if you gave me a fiver

      :laugh_at: this thread

      cathdreadhead;209018 wrote:
      yeah, imagine havin a pet cow… imagine the size of the ‘cow flap’ on the back door

      does anyone remember goodness gracious me? they had a sketch with a cow flap! some indian family with a pet cow. i’ll try find a link!

      partypoppinpete;327636 wrote:
      does anyone remember goodness gracious me? they had a sketch with a cow flap! some indian family with a pet cow. i’ll try find a link!

      lol that was a quality program … skipinda the punjabi kangaroo .. :love:

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