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really?
not much meat on them 😉
well last week i downed a pint consistin of lager, gin, ale, vinegar, salt, pepper, tomato ketchup, tobasco, mayonaise and wax for £10.
i am VERY skint at the moment, i’d probly fuck vanessa feltz for 20 :laugh_at:
fuck me – what’d you do for £50??
2 guys, 1 vanessa feltz?
boothy boothy boothy –
thats just not right…… :hopeless:
it should atleast include jeremy klye and some aminal…… surley?
thats just not right…… :hopeless:
it should atleast include jeremy klye and some aminal…… surley?
it’d cost more for me to sleep with jeremy kyle on account of me wantin to punch his lights out for being a horrible man who takes advantage of under-privalidged people who are havin problems in their life and uses them to make a quick buck by humiliatin them on national telly, exploitin bastard
i could throw maggie thatcher into the mix though
and maybe pat from eastenders
oooh and heather from easters too
this could be going somewhere
i’m gonna go to college tommorow and rent my body out for cash/drugs/food
i could throw maggie thatcher into the mix though
and maybe pat from eastenders
oooh and heather from easters too
this could be going somewhere
i’m gonna go to college tommorow and rent my body out for cash/drugs/food
jeremy kyle is a cunt :hopeless:
I like pat and esp her earings
heather is abit too much for me
renting … well depends how much you get as to whether its worht it 😉
i hope your not prepositioning boothy there :laugh_at:
:laugh_at: this thread
does anyone remember goodness gracious me? they had a sketch with a cow flap! some indian family with a pet cow. i’ll try find a link!
lol that was a quality program … skipinda the punjabi kangaroo .. :love:
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