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[*]If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
[*] With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
[*] With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
[*] But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00.At least someone out there has some sense 😉
[*]If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
[*] With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
[*] With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
[*] But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00.At least someone out there has some sense 😉
i mak you right with the ally cans.i saved mine up over a year from garden parties and basically wat i buy in a wekk.took it down to the frags the other day day and got back£45.was well happy!so get saving thous cans.be carefull tho!not all cans are ally.some one went there there the other week with a whole wheelie bin filled up to the brim.unfornatlly to his suprrise they were made of:laugh_at: mild steel!lol:you_crazy he must of bin well pissed off after savng that lot.so when u do a outdoor party nxt,think of how much you could make by collecting all those beer cans seperate from the other waste!makes sense really.
these cans are ally:- steller , fosters, carlsberg,coke
but carlin cans aint!! good luck collecting 😉
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